Ok, first of all, incase you haven't heard, I am getting 1.5megabit ADSL, so I am happy as a pig in sh**...

second of all..
I know we have had many many threads about this kind of stuff before..
but since I am so bored,
I decided to start another,
what are you favorite quotes, excerpts from movies, songs, anything!
short 1 or 2 line jokes...
Come on people...

one of my favorite jokes/quote is in my signature.

and my favorite quote from a song is:

I just dropped her off,
I am thinking oh what a night,
I ought to be flying,
but I am sitting here at this streeetlight,
I thought I was in control,
but I knew where I wanted to go,
she's got me turned inside out,
I am wondering what its all about,
does she live in your dreams?
I don't know, I can't sleep,
is she breaking your heart?
yea but isn't it sweet?
does she know how you feel?
its right on the tip of my tounge.
are you walking on air?
I am sure feeling tall.
does she trouble your mind?
its no trouble at all.
oh I don't know but something tells me it must be love.
I just missed my turn,
I guess I am not thinking straight,
oh and whats with this car,
its driving me back to her place,
I am out here circling around,
I've already covered this ground,
these feelings just can't be denied,
so what am I trying to decide?
does she live in your dreams?
I don't know I can't sleep.
is she breaking your heart?
yea but isn't it sweet,
does she know how you feel?
its right on the tip of my tounge,
are you walking on air?

it just goes on like that for a while.
well, that was a part from my favorite song, well actually it was most of the song