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We will make money out of you helping people

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we don't want the material that we package up and sell without checking to be tosh

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fair comment


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only post if you are a monk

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although there is the data protection act to adhear to, we are gonna make money out of you from point one, so we'll be nice

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you will respect my authority (Beefcake)

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again, go back to point one

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Ok about the viruses, but the rest go's back to point one

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but we will quiete happily post up banners and the like, which we will get money for

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Where's Noah when you need him

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fair comment

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Oh well, there goes chit-chat