Sing this to the chorus of that annoying VengaBoys song (chorus starts with "I like to kiss, kiss, kiss when the sun don't shine").

I like to eat, eat, eat, sausages in brine.
Wooah! Wooah!
Give me a choice, choice, choice, pork and beef is fine.
Wooah! Wooah!

Sure I'm sad, but....