I have heard these two right now, but I'm sure there are more. I heard this one today from a programmer that used to be a friend:

Do you know what the best thing about C++ is? The best thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your privates.

(For the people that don't get it: C++ has classes. There are public, private, and friend functions. Only friend functions(methods in the class) can alter private variables)

Here's another:

COBOL is a woman's language... Every line ends with a period.

Wierd fact: C is called C because it is a more modern/revised version of the B language. Is there an A? Maybe in a few years, we'll have D?

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