Have you ever had a PC reboot on you in the middle of an important backup? Well I have, and I'll tell you this, it's really starting to (CENSORED) me off...

Can anyone translate this MicroCrap jargon for me please?

Code:
BCCode : 1000008e     BCP1 : C0000005     BCP2 : F953376D     BCP3 : F4874B08
BCP4 : 00000000     OSVer : 5_1_2600     SP : 0_0     Product : 256_1
Ok, now I'm REALLY mad! Halfway through posting this bloody post, it decides to restart again... This is the first time I've had this problem, and I hate Bill Gates.

"We are Microsoft of Borg. You will be assimissimissimissimiss.... The system has recovered from a fatal error, would you like to report this error to Microsoft?"
I hate Bill Gates. C'mon people, let's say it together! I HATE BILL GATES! I'm shutting my PC down now and will continue to post using my lovely friend here, My Sun Microsystems UltraSparc 2 Creator... God that felt good typing that...