Here is an example of one of this kind:
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Never Underestimate Radical Vision

Life is rough when you are sexually attracted to fire

I do not know the pope

I'm not a nerd...Nerds are smart.
Don't hassle me...I'm local
So, scientifically speaking...huh?
Dirty girls need lovin, too.
If you take away the people's right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
I'm a white male, age 18-35, everyone listens to my ideas, no matter how stupid they are.
Stickin' together's what good waffles do
There are no big words, just little brains.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. (InvisibleDuncan circa last Thursday)

John Miles Long(Turbo Gimp)
The only man alive who can pull off "freakishly good looking"
Inventor of the nipple implant
Jack Of All...Master Of None
I'm neither cute, and smart.
I'm an Atheist, swear to God.
[email protected]
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I'd say it should be limited to about 3-4 lines. It takes you half a day to scroll one page. Rediculous. Isn't is?