You probably know that the World Summit on Sustainable Development starts here next week. Delegates include senior honchos from all over the world.

According to the press yesterday, all the food is to be tasted to check it's not poisoned. HTF do you recruit someone for a bloody job like that, FCS?

Anyway, if I was a terro (sorry, freedom fighter) I'm sure we could get a slow acting poison which wouldn't kill the taster on the spot like bloody hemlock in the old days. So why bother tasting it.

Well I'm just tucking into a TBE.... Yummy!..... aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!