This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees.


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To: 			All Corporate Employees
Subject: 		Copier!
Date:			Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM


PLEASE PLEASE please please please - I am begging here - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier! 

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier. 

PLEASE be really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner. 

Thanks for your help.