this was fun...

DarthMastaYoda: Sweeet
DarthMastaYoda: know me this you do
DarthMastaYoda: answer me you will
DarthMastaYoda: :: waves hand ::
DarthMastaYoda: surcome to the darkside
DarthMastaYoda: :: hits you with cane:: answer me u *****in slut
DarthMastaYoda: er um.. sorry i am
DarthMastaYoda: talk like this i dont
DarthMastaYoda: DARTH MASTER YODA!
DarthMastaYoda: i am
DarthMastaYoda: ::waves hand:: you will suck my *****
Emovg: you will suck my balls!
Emovg: who are you?
DarthMastaYoda: yoda i am
DarthMastaYoda: the dark side i have joined
Emovg: oo really?
Emovg: and why are you bothering me in 3:20AM??
DarthMastaYoda: much doubt i sense in you
DarthMastaYoda: doubt leads to hate
DarthMastaYoda: hate leades to the dark side
Emovg: are you high or just type that way?
DarthMastaYoda: talking about what are you
Emovg: and what am I?
DarthMastaYoda: hmm
DarthMastaYoda: confusion i sense in you
Emovg: stupidity I sense in you
DarthMastaYoda: trained in the dark arts want you?
DarthMastaYoda: SENSE THE DARTH LORD YOU WILL NOT
Emovg: who the ***** do you think you are you mother***king ****sucking ***wipe? do you know who I am??? huh? I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!
at the end he ended up with 35% warnings and I got away with 8%

-Emo