Son No4 (Luke - 11 months)has got impetigo.
A little scab on his cheek.
Daddy cleans it and puts some nice soothing cream on for him.
Daddy, like a stupid prat, has a shave without cleaning his hands properly.
Daddy now has a sore face that looks like a pepperoni pizza.
Daddy needs antibiotics.
Daddy can't get pissed for a while.
Daddy is not happy.