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  1. Apr 17th, 2002, 05:27 AM #1
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    True - Honest

    We call our children by numbers.

    When I got divorced I kept my 3 children.
    Katie, Adam & Scott

    Shellie has a son from her 1st marriage.
    Nick

    And we have 1 together.
    Luke - a 10 month superstar

    Now Katie is reffered to as 1
    Adam 2
    Nick 3
    Scott 4
    Luke 5

    Yesterday when I got in from work I was looking forward to eating the 2 donuts I knew were in the fridge.

    But they were gone!

    Now Scott loves donuts and was the prime suspect. I called him downstairs and said
    "4 have you eaten my donuts?"

    And he replied
    "Yes I, 8 1, but 3 8 1 2"

    Honest it really happened.
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  2. Apr 17th, 2002, 05:38 AM #2
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    4 real?


    lol I remember kiddy's rhyme....


    1 1 was a racehorse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race 1 day
    2 2 1 1 2
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    <homer simpson voice>
    mmmm... dooonuts....
    </homer simpson voice>
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  4. Apr 17th, 2002, 08:40 AM #4
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    You call your kids by numbers?
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    Originally posted by JPicasso
    You call your kids by numbers?
    In the absence of a :shakes head sadly: smiley, I'll have to settle for
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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  7. Apr 17th, 2002, 09:12 AM #6
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    Originally posted by JPicasso
    You call your kids by numbers?
    In future I'll use
    *******THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE*******
    before all such posts.
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  8. Apr 17th, 2002, 09:34 AM #7
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    dude, I was just playing along...

    when I do that you have to keep it up, with something like...

    "It's much easier that way, that way we know what order to put them on the child leash when we go shopping, or to the park."

    Like that.

    I"m incredibly stupid, sure, but not totally devoid of humor.
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  11. Apr 17th, 2002, 09:54 AM #9
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    Originally posted by JPicasso
    dude, I was just playing along...

    when I do that you have to keep it up, with something like...

    "It's much easier that way, that way we know what order to put them on the child leash when we go shopping, or to the park."

    Like that.

    I"m incredibly stupid, sure, but not totally devoid of humor.
    OK

    "It's much easier that way, that way we know what order to put them on the child leash when we go shopping, or to the park."
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  12. Apr 17th, 2002, 02:26 PM #10
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    Originally posted by GlenW

    OK

    "It's much easier that way, that way we know what order to put them on the child leash when we go shopping, or to the park."
    Dude, you are Hilarious! leash... haha!
    ( )
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  13. Apr 18th, 2002, 03:18 AM #11
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    Originally posted by JPicasso


    Dude, you are Hilarious! leash... haha!
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    You mean you're doubting my word?
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