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    Scary story

    IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.....





    A man was walking home alone late one
    night when he hears a......







    BUMP...







    BUMP...








    BUMP... behind him.







    Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the
    middle of the street towards him.....








    BUMP...











    BUMP...









    BUMP...









    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...








    faster...







    faster...











    BUMP...











    BUMP...












    BUMP.
















    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
    him....
















    However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
















    clappity-BUMP...
















    clappity-BUMP...
















    clappity-BUMP...
















    on the heels of the terrified man.....

















    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
    His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.....
















    With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
    Bumping and clapping towards him....
















    The man screams and reaches for something, anything ...
    but all he can find is a bottle of Benylin in the medicine cabinet....
















    Desperate, he throws the bottle at the coffin ...


















    .. the coffin stops.
    Another light-hearted post from Guru

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    God all mighty, that is bad
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Grooooaaaaannn

    Gordon Bennett, that beats most of Katie's, any day.

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    I don't get it
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Originally posted by parksie
    I don't get it
    *ahem*
    coffin, coughing?
    Another light-hearted post from Guru

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    Arrgghhh gaaawddd that's nasty

    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Brought to you by the power of Benylin.
    What is the answer to this question?

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    i thought that was rather good actually.





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