I'm a Dog

[Dog]

Woof Grr Bark Bark.

[SteveCRM]

woof

moooooo

[kedaman]

Doh!

meow ;].

[noone]

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

[SteveCRM]

I think thats a very serious condition noone. You should get that checked out

[Dog]

Grr Cat Bark Bark. mmmmm, Bones.

[G.Kumaraguru]

A local business placed the following ad: "HELP WANTED.
Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and
must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

The next day, a dog trotted into the office and up to the
receptionist. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the
office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and
was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked
determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the
dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have
to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the
typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He
took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave
it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign
says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped
down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to
enter and execute a perfect program.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked
at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very
intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities.
However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put
his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal
Opportunity Employer. The manager said "yes, but the sign
also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager and said, "Meow!"

[Zaphod64831]

On a certain airline flight from New York to Los Angelos there was some sudden engine trouble that forced them to make an emergency landing halfway to their destination. The captain allowed the passengers to leave the plane while repairs were being made.

As the captain exited the cockpit he noticed that a blind man who had ridden the same flight quite frequently before still in his seat petting his seeing eye dog.

The captain asked "Hey, Jack, we've got some engine trouble. Why don't you get out and stretch your legs for a while?"

Jack replied "Naw, I'm fine, but my dog could use a walking. Would you mind taking him with you?"

"Sure," said the captain, putting on his aviator glasses.

There was barely a passenger left to board the plane once the repairs were made when they all saw the captain leaving the plane with dark glasses and a seeing eye dog.

LOL!

[Sam Finch]

Everyone on the plane was waiting for the pilot and the co-pilot to come and fly their plane, eventually they approach and the passengers can see that they're both wearing dark glasses and carying white sticks, the passengers are thinking "This has got to be a joke" but the 2 men enter the cabin and the announcement comes over the tannoy that they are ready for take off. The plane starts down the runway keeps going on the flat, the plane gets within 10 feet of the end of the runway, thinking the plane's giong to crahs all the passengers scream and the pilot pulls the plane up for a last minute take off, as the plane ascends the co pilot turns to the pilot and says, "you know one of these days they're not gonna scream and then we're screwed"

[Benjimin]

Woof Woof, I want to lick my balls and sniff Dog’s bottom and sniff your crotches.
Noose are u Chief Wigans son.
I just hope that u guys don't have any ambitions of changing careers and becoming comedians and then staring in your own so called sitcom.