NZ Terrorists Kill Aussie OneDay Side

[rudvs2]

A NZ terrorist Team known as the Clear BlackCaps, Have successfully mounted a campiagn against the Australian One Day Cricket side.

The Blackcaps used extremly dirty tactics of Boring the australian Team into a catatonic state In the first innings. Then in the Second Innings before the Courages Australian Cricket Masters could recover there senses, the NZ terror group quickly crushed the incoming batsmans resolve with obnoxious body odor. The australian team at that point could hold out no longer and passed away 23 runs short of there expected Lifespan.

RIP Wallabies

[Jethro]

The same terrorist cell, who some claim are aligned with the now defunct ANC, will try the same tactics on South Africa.

RIP Springboks - oh they already are

kia ora mate!

[Beacon]

Originally posted by rudvs2
A NZ Cricket Team known as the Clear BlackCaps, Have successfully mounted a flock of sheep found near sydney.

The Blackcaps used extremly dirty tactics of whips, handcuffs and chains to put the sheep into a catatonic state. Then before the sheep could recover there senses, the NZ Circket team quickly crashed the yohgurt truck all over each other which left them with obnoxious body odor. The sheep at that point could hold out no longer and passed wind whilst NZ Cricket Team captain Stephen Flemming was probing the vegemite valley of the sheep. Which left him with a broken arm.

The NZ team will now move onto Wallabies

Go back home you sicko's!