markman is full of crap

FBI Agent · Jan 5th, 2002, 08:49 PM

Hmmm
I am both intrigued and distressed at the amount of information gathered by this person known as 'Timmy'. Let me rephrase my request for information on this Timmy so that it sounds more like a threat. Mr Tennisman, it is in your best interests to divulge the identity and whereabouts of this person of whom you speak. I hope you can see the implication of physical threat that is subtely hinted at in the previous statement.

**mikeycorn** · Jan 5th, 2002, 08:51 PM

timmy must be santa. he sees you when you are ordering computer parts, hes sees you buying groceries online, he knows if youve been bad or good, so please dont mas-tur-bate.
Ohhhhhh! You better watch out.........

That kind of ruined the thread for me. I mean, that was so lame I can't even get back on track.

**markman** · Jan 5th, 2002, 08:51 PM

i know

**JungleMan** · Jan 5th, 2002, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by markman
please dont mas-tur-bate.
Ohhhhhh! You better watch out.........

]

I think YOU better watch out

**markman** · Jan 5th, 2002, 08:55 PM

what are you implying?

**JungleMan** · Jan 5th, 2002, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by markman
what are you implying?

*runs for cover*

**FBI Agent 2** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:03 PM

My partner has had to go home with irritable bowel syndrome. But he has left notes on the troublesome members. Apparently Mr NotLKH likes to wear women's clothing, Mr Corn is a drug smoking hippie, Mr Markman is an illiterate masturbator and Mr TennisMan is withholding vital information.

**markman** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by FBI Agent 2
Mr Markman is an illiterate masturbator

so?

**FBI Agent 2** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:08 PM

Masturbation is a federal crime against God, your president and this great nation. Stop it or you will be fined.

**markman** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:12 PM

Is it really? You learn something new everyday.

**FBI Agent 2** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:16 PM

Hmm, news just in that the federal government has decided to reduce funding for our satellite system until a review is undertaken of the false premise under which we applied for that funding. Until this matter is resolved the agency will have to leave all of you sick and perverted people to your own creepy little world. We can still monitor your phone calls though and will continue to reduce your intelligence and capacity to revolt by swamping you with reruns of the Nanny and Everybody Loves Raymond.

**FBI Agent 2** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:23 PM

PS There are other less obvious agents on this forum who will continue to monitor your posts. For reasons of security I cannot disclose their user names but their 'handles' can do no harm.

One of them is known as the Shelled Green One... another as the Dynamic Agent Of Kanada, another as Motocross Professional and there are many more... Big Brother is watching you (except for in the toilets - however that may change in future episodes)

**mikeycorn** · Jan 5th, 2002, 09:50 PM

The Shelled Green One . . .

Yep, I always thought he looked like a Narc!

He sure is a helpful little guy when it comes to assisting coders in distress, though. Geez, I hope he doesn't read that one post about my wild days of yore . . .

**Alphanos** · Jan 5th, 2002, 10:02 PM

You do have to admit however, that all conspiracy theories aside, Microsoft does, at the least, store a log of sites you have visited and fragments of information from your emails in a file hidden by the OS so that you cannot find it. That much is fact. For all of you who ignored it the first time, you can go view your own log by getting info from here.

Maybe that seems perfectly normal to you, but to me it seems like that if there was no hidden purpose for it they wouldn't go to so much trouble to hide it from you.

Edit: LOL, it censored the link

. The url is http://www.f-u-c-kmicrosoft.com, but you have to remove the dashes.

**JungleMan** · Jan 5th, 2002, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by Alphanos
You do have to admit however, that all conspiracy theories aside, Microsoft does, at the least, store a log of sites you have visited and fragments of information from your emails in a file hidden by the OS so that you cannot find it. That much is fact. For all of you who ignored it the first time, you can go view your own log by getting info from here.

Maybe that seems perfectly normal to you, but to me it seems like that if there was no hidden purpose for it they wouldn't go to so much trouble to hide it from you.

Edit: LOL, it censored the link. The url is http://www.f-u-c-kmicrosoft.com, but you have to remove the dashes.

Store the logs, yes, that's a feature in IE. History feature. Can't tell you how many times I've used it when I visited a site and forgot to bookmark ikt.

Emails? I don't think so.

**Alphanos** · Jan 5th, 2002, 11:19 PM

Did you go to the url and read the article?

This isn't the IE history; it can't be cleared in Windows.

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Jan 5th, 2002, 11:29 PM

hey jpb that is pretty well my rig you have outlined in your sig. Hoowever i dont have quite so many hard drives, and i have the sound blaster live platinum

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Jan 5th, 2002, 11:31 PM

oh and no firewire

**JungleMan** · Jan 6th, 2002, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_
oh and no firewire

interesting, what are your exact specs?

**parksie** · Jan 6th, 2002, 05:29 AM

The Live! never had a Firewire port.

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Jan 6th, 2002, 10:37 AM

my exact specs are:

amd athalon @1.4ghz
256 megs of memory (with another 512 on the way whenever i get enough money)
40 gb 7200 rpm hd
16 x 42 toshiba dvd player
12 x 8 x 32 LG cd writer
56k modem

(I want DSL)
SB Live! platinum sound card
nvidia geforce 2 32 meg graphics card
windows XP

A 3com 10/100 nic (its not installed yet just sitting on my shelf. I got it for free)

umm i guess thats pretty well it

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Jan 6th, 2002, 10:40 AM

not quite as many extras but oh well

I like my motherboard since it is very expandable (I can stick another 1.5 gb of memory in. I got space for a whole ****load of harddrives and can put a zip drive in and 2 more cd drives

**JungleMan** · Jan 6th, 2002, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_
my exact specs are:

amd athalon @1.4ghz
256 megs of memory (with another 512 on the way whenever i get enough money)
40 gb 7200 rpm hd
16 x 42 toshiba dvd player
12 x 8 x 32 LG cd writer
56k modem (I want DSL)
SB Live! platinum sound card
nvidia geforce 2 32 meg graphics card
windows XP
A 3com 10/100 nic (its not installed yet just sitting on my shelf. I got it for free)

umm i guess thats pretty well it

ah, i thought your specs were like verbatim to mine

lol

nice rig...don't bother with any more than 256, i didn't notice the difference when i took out a 256 stick.

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Jan 6th, 2002, 10:50 AM

well, close they actually were built within a few days of eachother

**Gandalf_Grey_** · Jan 6th, 2002, 10:51 AM

why do you have so many hard drives i only am useing about 7 gigs of space on mine but i store everything on cd's and cdrw. I have burned about 100 - 120 cds since i got my computer and i have 6 cdrw

**mar_zim** · Sep 14th, 2005, 09:30 PM

so what now?

**MrPolite** · Sep 15th, 2005, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by markman

and now great; everyone knows my screenname

you can ask a mod to edit the original post and replace your sn with somethign else

**mar_zim** · Sep 15th, 2005, 02:38 AM

Does Echelon really keep track all phone calls,emails,text messaging around the globe?

**mendhak** · Sep 15th, 2005, 11:03 AM

Yes. I mean no, no... NO!!

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