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  1. Oct 23rd, 2001, 08:56 PM #1
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    Beeretarianism

    I am starting my own food club

    Here are the rules

    1. No one will consume anything that is not related to beer.

    2. No one may own anything intended for eating or drinking
    That cannot be made into beer.

    3. No beer will be consumed if animals were harmed during the
    production process (If you're dog getts hit in the head by falling
    beer cans while fetching you a beer from the Ice Box that is ok
    as long as you give him a beer for his troubles. This is the only
    exception to the rule)
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  2. Oct 23rd, 2001, 08:58 PM #2
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    Beer nuts and beer battered shrimp with a little beer on the side, and beer-sicles for dessert.

    What a morning-after that'll be.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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  3. Oct 23rd, 2001, 09:00 PM #3
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    Hmm sounds like a good club!
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  4. Oct 23rd, 2001, 09:03 PM #4
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    MMMMM beer sickles
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  6. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:02 PM #5
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    The following facts prove that Beeraterianism is the way the human race should evolve.

    I have drunk beer all my life (okay when I was a little babe we didn't get beer.... though my mum did put whisky in our milk to make us sleep through the night... apparently quite a common occurance in Scotland!), and the following facts are true and undisputable.

    Fact 1: I have never had aids! Therefore beer cures aids!
    Fact 2: I have never lost a major appendage in farming equipment... therefore beer prevents accidents (apart from pregnancy )
    Fact 3: I have bedded some incredibly gorgeous women (not so hot in the morning though). Therefore beer is a miracle worker.


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  7. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:05 PM #6
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    Let's all give a big round of applause to BEER.

    Originally said by Homer Simpson
    Beer...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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  8. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:06 PM #7
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    Richard Simmons says we've got to work off that beer belly!
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  9. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:08 PM #8
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    Chris, knock it off.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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  11. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:10 PM #9
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    Who's Chris?
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  12. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:12 PM #10
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    Don't play coy with me.

    I'll send Stefan after you with a big river trout.
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  13. Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:16 PM #11
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    Stefan is trying to stay Slim so he is on my side

    You will never catch me and my diet plan! Hah!
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  14. Oct 25th, 2001, 03:08 AM #12
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    Thumbs up Beef & Beer Casorole with dumplings

    One of my favourite English dishes!

    p.s. Slight variation: Beef and Ale pie.
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  15. Oct 25th, 2001, 03:29 AM #13
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