Post Race!

[wes4dbt]

This stupid flu can't seem to decide what to do. Just hanging around. Nothing bad, just annoying. Running about 1/2degree hotter than normal and sinuses still messed up. Temp was normal a couple a days ago, thought this thing was about over.

[Peter Porter]

Look on the bright side, it won't last until next year. You'll be doing backflips before you know it!

[Zvoni]

This stupid flu can't seem to decide what to do. Just hanging around. Nothing bad, just annoying. Running about 1/2degree hotter than normal and sinuses still messed up. Temp was normal a couple a days ago, thought this thing was about over.

Speaking from experience:
When blowing your nose, the moment you start becoming quieter than a V8 Hemi BigBlock, you're on the mend

[Shaggy Hiker]

Medical technology is getting out of hand! At first, I just needed a thermometer, now I have to get a V8 Hemi BigBlock just to tell how I'm doing. Where will I put it?

[Zvoni]

Medical technology is getting out of hand! At first, I just needed a thermometer, now I have to get a V8 Hemi BigBlock just to tell how I'm doing. Where will I put it?

Under the hood?

[Shaggy Hiker]

So...now I need a hoodie? How big?

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's nearly 50 degrees today, with rain all of last night, and more coming later on today. It won't do good things for the snowpack.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Hopefully, it will cool back down before flowers start blooming.

[wes4dbt]

You'll be doing backflips before you know it!

Any attempt at that would definitely result in severe bodily harm. lol

[Peter Porter]

Hopefully, it will cool back down before flowers start blooming.

I'm hoping it's warm tomorrow, like it was today. I need to trim a huge syringe needle type bush.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Just plunge right into it.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Can't think of a second pun that is also clean.

[wes4dbt]

It sounds like a *****ly situation to me. I'm just poking a little fun here.

[Peter Porter]

It sounds like a *****ly situation to me. I'm just poking a little fun here.

I understand your point. But believe me, you wouldn't want to get stuck with this problem.

[Peter Porter]

Can't think of a second pun that is also clean.

I'm sure you can. Just don't make it so sharp that VBForums detects it as needling.

[wes4dbt]

It sounds like a *****ly situation to me. I'm just poking a little fun here.

That's funny, there wasn't anything about that word that was unsuitable, a very G rated word. If your wondering, the word was "rickly" just add a "p" at the beginning.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I knew what the word was. I think it's a case of the censor being a bit overzealous.

[wes4dbt]

I knew what the word was. I think it's a case of the censor being a bit overzealous.

I blame it on Trump.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Why not. It's easy to do.

[Peter Porter]

Having a little trouble with my AI's Decoder class. Gonna take a couple of days off since I wasted too much time trying to figure out the problem.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Why not.

[gaouser]

I say Win32, the option Microsoft has never said since Vista

[Shaggy Hiker]

I have said Win32 in the past, but not often. I try to emphasize the second syllable, too.

[gaouser]

I'm pretty sure they say WinRT today.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Perhaps Microsft wants to forget about Vista? I think lots of people feel that way.

[dday9]

Post race.

[dday9]

House.

[dday9]

Road house.

[dday9]

Perhaps Microsft wants to forget about Vista? I think lots of people feel that way.

This reminds me of a joke that a vendor says at every SQL Saturday hosted in Baton Rouge. At the end of the event, vendors give away a door prize. Every year he gets up and says that he has an unboxed copy of Windows 7 and every year it gets a great reception.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought they'd be giving away a door.

[Shaggy Hiker]

It all hinges on how you frame that prize.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought I'd get in a jamb with door puns, but I've got a mullion of them.

[gaouser]

Perhaps Microsft wants to forget about Vista? I think lots of people feel that way.

Deleting BEEP for no reason, what a great idea! Oh and lets obsolete XP's Auth API! And use it in device manager on Win11 because Windows needs to get worse because we are no longer in XP's era!

One day they will want to forget WinRT.

[gaouser]

Lets not forget the goddamn UWP, WoA, NT6 Kernel, .NET framework, controversial but VB.NET, Win10 Live Tiles, Windows Store, Office 365, OneDrive, Windows update, and list sadly goes on..

[gaouser]

It sounds like a *****ly situation to me. I'm just poking a little fun here.

And there goes 5 day ban by Shaggy Hiker...

[wes4dbt]

mullion???

Why in the world would you know that word??? I had to look it up, did think it was a real word.

That was a real pane.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I didn't know that word. To be honest, I was looking for various parts of a door just to find funny words for puns.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I do have some very strange nouns tucked away in my brain, and I'm often mullin em over, but mullion ain't one I'm mullin'.

[Shaggy Hiker]

@Gaouser: What's wrong with deleting beep? The hardware it was based on has been gone from computers for a very long time.

[dday9]

I remember when I discovered the beep method and was blown away that something like that existed.