The Interesting Thread.

[JungleMan]

God! All these topics are so boring! Let's fill this one up with interesting crap!

[Stefan Raab]

CONST string raabCool = true;

[JungleMan]

Dim Raab as Single

[Wynd]

My C++ teacher's name is Mr. Salisbury. Like the steak.

[Earl of Gonds]

#include <earl>
using namespace gonds;

eel.rockOut();

[Stefan Raab]

while(true){
raabCoolness++
}

[SteveCRM]

Originally posted by Stefan Raab
CONST string raabCool = true;

you only need a bool


if(anyonesCoolness >= StevesCoolness) {
StevesCoolness = anyonesCoolness *100;
}

[Earl of Gonds]

int a = earlCoolness / stevesCoolness; //error: divide by zero

[Stefan Raab]

[Begin Raab-Code]

// define vars

raab.isCool(true);
raab.wearCoolGlasses(true);
raab.isRaabinator(ofCourse);
raab.isMadFish(true);

// Program RAAB

function annoyPeople(){

call typeNonsense();
call postRaabPics();

}

[/End Raab-Code] 

[JungleMan]

Originally posted by SteveCRM


you only need a bool


if(anyonesCoolness >= StevesCoolness) {
StevesCoolness = anyonesCoolness *100;
}

StevesCoolness = -100
AnyonesCoolness= -10

So if StevesCoolness = anyonesCoolness * 100, then Steve's coolness would be -1000

[beachbum]

Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
int a = earlCoolness / stevesCoolness; //error: divide by zero

FYI... 0 / 0 produces the same error

[JungleMan]

Dim int0 as Integer

int0 = JpbtennismansCoolness + 1

ERROR: Integer Overflow

[goudabuddha]

Ya'll are weird...

[Earl of Gonds]

what are you talking about, if you look in the header file <earl> it clearly says:

const unsigned int earlCoolness = 65535;

[JungleMan]

You're forgetting the line after that, Earl:

Earl.******* = True

[Earl of Gonds]

nope, all the member data is private. must be a non-standard MS header you got there.

oh yeah, who is putting VB code in my C++ headers?

[goudabuddha]

Dim thsThread as Dull
 
If thsThread.Boring = True Then
Shoot(Raab) In Head
Else
Remove(Head from Ass)
End If

[Earl of Gonds]

DeflectBullet(To, goudabuddha)

[JungleMan]

Remove(Head from Ass)

INVALID SYNTAX ERROR

can not use spaces

Dim thsThread as Dull
 
If thsThread.Boring = True Then
 
With Gun
  Shoot("Raab")
End With
 
Else
Remove(Head_from_Ass)
End If

Someone make Head_From_Ass belong to Earl. I'm not good with VB

[Stefan Raab]

int removegoudabuddha(){

if goudabuddha.face() == in.raabAss(){
raab.fart();
}

return 0;

} 

[Earl of Gonds]

don't hate me because i can code.

[goudabuddha]

You're wrong, the proper code should read:

Dim thsThread as Dull
 
If thsThread.Boring = True Then
 
With Gun
  .Shoot("Raab")
End With
 
ElseIf thsThread.ReallyBoring = True Then
 
With Shotgun
  .Shoot("jpbtennisman")
End With
 
Else
  
With Nuke
  .Annihilate("ChitChat")
End With
 
End If

[Earl of Gonds]

so if the thread is interesting you annhilate chit chat? that should generate an error.

[Stefan Raab]

this.thread = loosingInterst(fast);

[goudabuddha]

Type Raab
  ****head as Boolean
  ******* as Boolean
  Has**** as Boolean
  ****Lenth as Short
  NumberOfWomen as Short
  Age as OldAss
End Type
 
Type Gouda
  Pimp as Boolean
  Player as Boolean
  Has**** as Boolean
  ****Length as Long
  NumberOfWomen as Long
End Type
 
Public Sub Gouda_vs(Raab)
  Raab.****head = True
  Raab.******* = True
  Raab.Has**** = False
  Raab.****Length = Nothing
  Raab.NumberOfWomen = Raab.****Length - Raab.Age
  Gouda.Pimp = True
  Gouda.Player = True
  Gouda.Has**** = True
  Gouda.****length = Error 6: Overflow
  Gouda.NumberOfWomen = Raab.Age^62
  If Gouda > Raab Then
    With Bazooka
      .Cram(Up_Raab_Ass, ,Fire)
    End With
  Else
    With Bulls
      .Stampede(Over_Raab)
    End With
  End If
End Sub

[Earl of Gonds]

jeez man, don't get all bent out of shape, it's just a thread.

[Stefan Raab]

-----------------------------------------------------------
|Raab Debuger                                             |
-----------------------------------------------------------
| Gouda's code has generated: 4534594 errors              |
| do you want to debug?                                   |
|      ----------                  ----------             |
|      |  NO    |                  |   NO    |            |
|      ----------                  ----------             |
-----------------------------------------------------------

[barrk]

If thread.interesting = true then
katie.value =
else
katie.value =
end if

[Stefan Raab]

this.threadType = boring;
Raab.emotion = sad;

[aknisely]

Set Raab.Coolness = Nothing

[goudabuddha]

Set Raab.AirSupply = Nothing

[Stefan Raab]

Set gouda.sexuality = les;

[kedaman]

thread->Setinterestinglevel(Boring);
kedaman->action(kick_ass,((guys)Raab)+gouda);

[Stefan Raab]

//calculate raabs powerful
Math.POW(raab, 10) = Super stack overflow

[aknisely]

Public Function IsRaabCool()
     If Sky = "Blue" Then IsRaabCool = False
End function

[goudabuddha]

This has gotten far to dorky for me.

[aknisely]

Never thought I'd hear you say that.

[goudabuddha]

aknisely.HasReflection = False

[aknisely]

Goudabuddha.Gets.Erections = False

[goudabuddha]

aknisely.LikesGuys = True