Beer Consumption

[Mark Sreeves]

> >
> > Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a

> > look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
> > analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
> >
> > The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
> > finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed
> > that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making
> > sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
> > rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
> > No further testing is planned.
> >

[plenderj]

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