View Poll Results: Am I too bootylishis??

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  • Yes, You Are!

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  • i don't know..but i want to see your Booty!

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  • No, but Your mom is!

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  • No! You suck!

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Thread: Mah body's too bootylishis fo u baby

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    Talking Mah body's too bootylishis fo u baby

    Am I too bootylicious for u babay?

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    no

    a) You're gay
    b) you're a man

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    Do you live in a bathtub?

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    That depends on how much your mum costs
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Hangover ???
    Marriage - is not a word, but a sentence.

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    you should have added an option "No, but your mom sucks"
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    I think that's the same thing as "No, but Your mom is!"

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    my mom does it all! damb cheap too

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    Originally posted by Gay Dennis
    my mom does it all! damb cheap too
    I hope for your sake your mom's not undercutting my mum for prices.

    The phrase "price war" will begin to take on a whole new meaning Now where's that box of split condoms...
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Now where's that box of split condoms...
    Meet me round the back in 10 minutes. I can do you a good deal on bulk purchases...

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    Originally posted by Gay Dennis
    damb cheap too
    Did your mum teach you to spell?

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    hell...*** ?... bunch of MFs here !!!

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    Excuse me, I'm allowed to make jokes about my mum
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    That ain't what she said last night....

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    Originally posted by aknisely
    That ain't what she said last night....
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Parksie, dude, my back is killin' me... I gave your mom a piggy back ride last night and she's three times as big you...

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    JK man, I just needed to get that momma joke out there, I think it's damn funny, your momma isn't fat...

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    No problem...I don't get offended by jokes unlike some people...
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Goudabuddha, your jokes about mike's mum offend me.

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    i think that was directed at me...
    i dont get offended by any jokes other than moms.. ahh enough..

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