Riddle me this......

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:09 PM

haha,

Riddle me this,
Riddle me that,
Seems like lately,
That everyone is back........

Now wheres that Big Black Bat!!!

Nice to see Wonder Woman back

The Riddler

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:12 PM

I.... don't understand.

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:17 PM

well....let me explain...

A long time ago.....
In a galaxy....
far, far away....

Ok..well here in the VB chit chat, there used to be a user called Batman who was very persuasive in gathering a whole load of VBForum members.

People like Fox, Kedaman, Megatron etc.. were all in his little troop and they used to communicate like this:

[vbocde]
msgbox chr(34) & chr(54) & chr(67) etc...etc...
[/Highlight]

And......

I'm his sworn enemy!!!!

So where are you Batty boy??????

The Riddler

Jimmy Changas · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:19 PM

Riddle me this..
Riddle me that..

Who gives a **** ..

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:19 PM

you should look up his posts.

They're.....ermmm.....interesting

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy Changas
Riddle me this..
Riddle me that..

Who gives a **** ..

I tend to agree.

**crptcblade** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by The Riddler

And......

I'm his sworn enemy!!!!

So where are you Batty boy??????

The Riddler

He died. We got into a fight several weeks back, one thing led to another, he bit me and one of my nipple implants blew up in his face. They found his nose about 200 yards away.

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:20 PM

Aahh....

the uninitiated.......

Riddle me this..
Riddle me that..

Who gives a **** ..

ooh, ooh a riddle....

Do I get 3 attempts

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:22 PM

What the hells is it with you and nipple implants??

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:23 PM

He died. We got into a fight several weeks back, one thing led to another, he bit me and one of my nipple implants blew up in his face. They found his nose about 200 yards away.

Painful.......

Oh well, if the bat ain't gonna show I still think I'll stick around for a while!!!!

The Riddler

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by The Riddler

Painful.......

Oh well, if the bat ain't gonna show I still think I'll stick around for a while!!!!

The Riddler

Lovely.

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:25 PM

you'll get used to me..............

BTW AKnisely, don't annoy me because I'm coming to Canada in 4 weeks

The Riddler

**crptcblade** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by aknisely
What the hells is it with you and nipple implants??

I don't know, really.

I just picked it up somewhere, and it has become one of my trademarks around here, I guess

Jimmy Changas · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:26 PM

I heard from a little birdy that the riddler is gay.. is this true??

oh nooo ..uh funboy is amongst us!!

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:27 PM

Gay!?

Yeah, me and batty boy were an item once! (NOT!!!!!)

You have a vivid imagination Jimmy Changas and as my signature says........

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by The Riddler
you'll get used to me..............

BTW AKnisely, don't annoy me because I'm coming to Canada in 4 weeks

The Riddler

Step up

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:30 PM

Aknisely,

It was meant to be funny!!!! (hence the smiley faces)..

I really am going to Canada though (Honeymoon you see!)

The Riddler

Jimmy Changas · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:30 PM

riddler.. just dont go prancing around here with your green tights okay.. i am kind of attached too my eyesight.

**Beacon** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:30 PM

Is what you say
The riddler is gay
How could that be
Come follow me
Into a little Van
I know of another gay man
His name is ______

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:31 PM

Hey.....

There's nothing wrong with my green tights...

At least I don't wear my underwear over my tights like that puffy Superman

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:32 PM

LOL at Beacon

Could it be [the names have been changed to protect the innocent]

[Edited by The Riddler]

Jimmy Changas · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:33 PM

depends how wild you get when you drink

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by The Riddler
Aknisely,

It was meant to be funny!!!! (hence the smiley faces)..

I really am going to Canada though (Honeymoon you see!)

The Riddler

I don't find anything funny.

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:35 PM

well.......

I don't drink.... at least not since 2 weeks ago when I got completely sh*tfaced and threw up over the stairs

I'm now on a self-enforced alcohol ban for a while...(or until I have to stop taking these damn anti-biotics!!

)

The Riddler

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:39 PM

Aknisely,
If you don't have any sense of humour, please do not post anymore in this thread.

Humour is difficult to convey over the net, that's why smileys were invented. If you can't tell the difference between:

Don't annoy me I'm coming to Canada in 4 weeks.
(which sounds like I'm threating you)

and

Don't annoy me I'm coming to Canada in 4 weeks

(which is obviously not in the least bit threatening)

then there's no hope for you

The Riddler

**aknisely** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by The Riddler
then there's no hope for you

I'm going to report this thread. I find it demeaning and prejudicial.

*grin*

**Batman & Robin** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:41 PM

We're ganna get you this time, Riddler!!! To the Bat Mobile!!

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:45 PM

Batman and Robin...

You don't want me to get in the way. I think you two should be alone.........

Aknisely:

**Batman & Robin** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:48 PM

That's why we're ganna tie you up with our bat rope!

**The Riddler** · Aug 27th, 2001, 08:51 PM

Aahhh, the good 'ol days

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=27346

Note: See how 13 year old DennisWrenn was in a fantasy world all of his own!!!!

**nishantp** · Aug 27th, 2001, 10:08 PM

this is quite an interesting thread.

even tough i dont understand much

**Wonder Woman** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:04 AM

PLEASE DO NOT ATTACK THE RIDDLER. HE IS MY BOYFRIEND. HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE 100% WONDER WOMAN.

WHERE IS BATMAN? DID YOUR BOYFRIEND COME BACK FROM THE BAT 5TH DIMENSION YET.

WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND JETHRO? YOU SEE, I AM WONDER WOMAN. I AM AN OLDIE HERE. I HAVE DATED BATMAN, JETHRO, AND SAM FINCH. ALL OF THOSE GUYS ARE SO HUNKY.

POWER BY 1000% PURE AND FRESH WOMAN SUBSTANCE.

**Wonder Woman** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:06 AM

DENNIS, I AM 1000% FRESH WOMAN NOW.

**Beacon** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:12 AM

ww:
Riddle me this

wonder woman oh
Your just a stupid hoe
why dont you get down
on you knees and give me a ___

**Wonder Woman** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:14 AM

SURE, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.

THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO YOU, YOU WERE A VIRGIN BOY. I CAN STILL SEE YOU STILL ARE.

LET THIS 100% WOMAN HELP YOU BECOME 100% MAN.

POWER BY 100% WONDER WOMAN.

**Beacon** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:20 AM

Good try but put a little thought into it please!

Riddle Me this:

The big black cat
I'm sure it'll grow back
It scared all the dudes
After you shaved your ____

Dont worry it'll only be itchy for a little while sorbolene helps i hear!

**Wonder Woman** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:24 AM

Originally posted by Beacon
Good try but put a little thought into it please!

CANNOT PUT THOUGHT WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PRESENT OR SHOULD I SAY TOO SMALL TO HELP.

:P

10000% WONDER FRESH HOT SUPER BABE.

**Beacon** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:27 AM

Riddle me this:

The dudes would run a mile
To see Wonder Womans Vertical smile
Smooth as a baby bottom they'd say for a while
It seems you all(batman, riddler) are a bunch of pae_______

**Beacon** · Aug 28th, 2001, 03:33 AM

Riddle me this:

Your comes back are lame
there no fun in this game
when the opposition has a very small _____

It's not the size of the boat
but the motion of the ocean.

Riddle me this:

I have a thought
1I even think i've caught
that you have no black cat
but you have a man in a purple ___

See you tommorrow.

**zmerlinz** · Aug 28th, 2001, 07:03 AM

Very good Beacon

Hi Riddler, nice to see that some of the old gusy are back in town, just need Batman back here and we can have those cool messages again

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