"The Rules of Chocolate"

[barrk]

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your
hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange
slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat
as many as you want.

3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of
chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution is simple: Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each
meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and
you'll eat less.

5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate
on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights,
and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect
themselves.

6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and
white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't
they actually counteract each other?

7. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger.

9. Q. Why is there no such organization as
Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

10. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

11. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

12. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in
the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?

[filburt1]

I wonder if you ever actually do work in your cubicle.

[chrisjk]

well there is a handsome young man in the same cube...

[barrk]

True, true!

[chrisjk]

but not any more because I just left


damn i'm funny

[barrk]

Is that funny, strange or funny, ha ha???

[barrk]

Originally posted by chrisjk
well there is a handsome young man in the same cube...

Ed wants to know if you're making a pass at him???? I'm afraid you're not his type.

[chrisjk]

funny as in funny ha ha, and god forbid, no i'm not making a pass at ed!!

[barrk]

Boy, that's a relief!!!!!!!!

[chrisjk]

what, the fact it was funny as in funy ha ha, or the fact I wasn't making a pass?

[barrk]

A little bit of both!

[beachbum]

Originally posted by barrk
1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your
hands, you're eating it too slowly.

I remember one of my fave ever Garfield comics where Garfield is told to watch out eating his icecream in the sun or it could melt. Garfield has a thought cloud "Icecream melts???"