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  1. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:24 PM #1
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    Laws of Life

    * Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less
    important you are to the corporation, the more
    your tardiness or absence is noticed.

    * Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work
    late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work
    early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

    * The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large
    enough to increase your taxes and just small
    enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

    * Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers
    everything except what happens.

    * First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing
    what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want
    to be doing something else.

    * Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no
    answers, only cross-references.

    * The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned
    to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at
    the bottom of the grocery bag.
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  2. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:46 PM #2
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  3. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:51 PM #3
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    Life? I only see things about work!

    What about sex? .. oops .. i mean women.
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  4. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:55 PM #4
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    I'm turning over a new leaf. I've been called a Nazi, vulgar and dirty so far this week and it's only Tuesday. Oddly enough, this is considered acceptable for this family oriented site.


    I'm sticking to normal and boring from now on.
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  6. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:56 PM #5
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    Boooooo

    Be filthy!
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  7. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:57 PM #6
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    noooooooo!!!!
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  8. Jul 31st, 2001, 12:57 PM #7
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    Originally posted by barrk
    I'm sticking to normal and boring from now on.
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  9. Jul 31st, 2001, 01:44 PM #8
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    Im not sure whoever called you those things was comparing you against...but im sure they were drunk at the time and needed something to do...
    You just proved that sig advertisements work.
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