VB jokes...

[JungleMan]

Know any good ones? my personal fave is

Dim ***** as Long

[abdul]

Dim BillGates as Variant

BillGates = "Microsoft owner"
if BillGates = "Microsoft owner" then
Call Pissoff (BillGates)

Declare Function pissoff (BillGates as stupid)
BillGates = "begger"
End Function

[parksie]

Dim Stability As Variant

[Jotaf98]

Nah, look at this one (I was gonna save it so I could use it later whenever someone pissed me off, but anyway... )

Dim Parksie As New Bie

PS: I only used the name "Parksie" because I needed a name... no offense

[parksie]

None taken

Set Jotaf98.AbilityLevel = Nothing

[denniswrenn]

damn vb crap

typedef long Bie;
void* Parksie = new Bie;

[parksie]

struct Dennis {
    void *intelligence;
    short *****_size;
};

[denniswrenn]

typedef unsigned __int64 VeryVeryLongAndWide;
typedef unsigned __int64 ALotOf;

struct Dennis {
    ALotOf intelligence;
    VeryVeryLongAndWide *****_size;
};

[Jotaf98]

Yeah you had to SET mine... yours gives me an error when I try to access it:

"Error: Object 'Brain' not yet initialized."

[parksie]

class Jotaf {
public:
    int GetIQ() { return m_iIQ; }

protected:
    int m_iIQ;
};

int main() {
    Jotaf *pNutter;

    cout << pNutter->GetIQ() << endl;
};

Fatal error: Access Violation

[JungleMan]

Dim Parksie as Single

[parksie]

(only technically )

[Gestapo John]

Are you talking of sex and or relationships? Didn't you read the agreement when you signed up?

[parksie]

I'm always reminded whenever I look in my sig

[JungleMan]

Originally posted by Gestapo John
Are you talking of sex and or relationships? Didn't you read the agreement when you signed up?

Just shut the hell up

[JungleMan]

What about

On Error GoTo Hell

[chenko]

On Error Goto Room_Corner

[Skitchen8]

dim sanity as variant

[Fox]

Public Reality() As New VB.Global

'Code improved by vBulletin Tool 2.0

[kovan]

Dim Parksie as Single

ok am sorry, but we have a winner

[parksie]

I'm only single cuz she's gone on holiday you harsh bastards

What am I gonna do? Been talking to her every day since christmas and she's away for 12 days

[kovan]

oh i was just laughing at the vb joke
ha ha

[JungleMan]

How's this then:

Constant parksie = "Single"

[filburt1]

Syntax error there, better here:

Const ParsieIsSingle As Boolean = True

Is that better?

[JungleMan]

Const Parksie As Single = "True"

I have never used Const or Constant before