How did you meet

**Paul Warren** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:21 AM

For the benefit of Dennis tell me where you met your girlfriend / wife / partner.

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:27 AM

baaaaaaa

**parksie** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
baaaaaaa

Ah yes, how is Simon these days?

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:34 AM

DON'T

**parksie** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:35 AM

Would I ever?

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
DON'T

DONUT

**parksie** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:39 AM

Those things with holes in the middle? Or are just mine like that

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 16th, 2001, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker

DONUT

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

**SurfDemon** · Jul 17th, 2001, 08:39 AM

Ah! Our eye's met across a nuclear reactor...

... how's that for a romantic spot!

SD

**barrk** · Jul 17th, 2001, 09:53 AM

I was singing in a coffee bar and my husband was doing stand-up comedy in the same bar.....the rest is history!

*Gaffer* Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh!

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 09:55 AM

The rest is also kids...

I think my parents met on a street corner somewhere

j/k

It was at some ball.

chenko · Jul 17th, 2001, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by parksie
Ah yes, how is Simon these days?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by chenko
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

*large breath*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasp* *wheeze* *another large breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

chenko · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:04 AM

ok now semi serious....I was smacked in the head by a train, and I got loads sympathy (and D said it dont work

) It carried on from there...... quite dumb when you think about it really

**Gaffer** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by barrk
*Gaffer* Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh!

Meet you half way - Asheville, NC?

I met Mrs G over 12 oysters and a bottle of Spanish Albarino in Soho. We ended up drunk and down a back alley called "Bridle Lane"...

denniswrenn · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:07 AM

I don't think I said that... if I remember correctly I said I wouldn't do any sympathy plays... IMO it makes you look pathetic... Unless they see it happen...

chenko · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by parksie
*large breath*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasp* *wheeze* *another large breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by chenko

I needed that breath...can't help having a knackered throat

I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her

chenko · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I don't think I said that... if I remember correctly I said I wouldn't do any sympathy plays... IMO it makes you look pathetic... Unless they see it happen...

Well naturally I put on the extented of my injury, even thou I did feel dizzy for ages, and I didnt say you said it didnt work

denniswrenn · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by parksie
I needed that breath...can't help having a knackered throat

I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her

You mean the 14 year old?!?!?

denniswrenn · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by chenko

Well naturally I put on the extented of my injury, even thou I did feel dizzy for ages, and I didnt say you said it didnt work

(and D said it dont work

)

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by denniswrenn
You mean the 14 year old?!?!?

Yep...and that wasn't quite her facial expression

denniswrenn · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:22 AM

You need to find somebody your own age....... Amanda's older than her

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:27 AM

Why should I need to do that? It's only 3 1/2 years difference.

denniswrenn · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:39 AM

Well, I guess it's different over there..... over here people really don't like that sort of thing....(even if no sex is involved)....

Anyway, good luck with her...

**SurfDemon** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:41 AM

3.5 years is a cool age difference. I'm 2 years older than my wife.... although she's a hell of a lot more mature than me

SD

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:50 AM

in sheep years, my misses is 70, so I must be a granny shagger. (It's more fun this side of the line sd

)

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 10:51 AM

A toddler is more mature than you, SD

Dennis - there only seem to be problems over here if you're getting up to things, which we're not. The people that were taking the piss a bit have stopped now

**barrk** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:05 AM

Age doesn't matter! Tom is 11 years older than me.

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:13 AM

Just call him Hugh

**Paul Warren** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:17 AM

My wife's 18 months older than me and it's great. When I trade her in for a younger model she can't complain can she ?

**SurfDemon** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by parksie
A toddler is more mature than you, SD

Er, you're frighteningly accurate there I'm afraid.

The wife went out to the hairdressers last night and left me in charge of our daughter (approx 2 years old).

Between us we had pretty much managed to soak the bathroom during her bath (I though I'd liven up an otherwise dull experience by showing her how to use empty shampoo bottles to squirt each other with water), when the wife walks back in. I tried to pin the blame on Jemma, but she didn't buy it!

We didn't hear her arrive home as the hi-fi was pumping out a Tina Turner concert DVD so loud that the floor was vibrating.

SD

**Ianpbaker** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:28 AM

low mileage ?

**barrk** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
low mileage ?

**SurfDemon** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
low mileage ?

In my case I have to go for a girl with low standards.....

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:41 AM

It was meant to go 1 post up.

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
In my case I have to go for a girl with low standards.....

Or a low top

**siyan** · Jul 17th, 2001, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by chenko

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

I don't get it...

-C

**parksie** · Jul 17th, 2001, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
baaaaaaa

And I made comments about Simon being Ian's sheep

Jethro · Jul 17th, 2001, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

Between us we had pretty much managed to soak the bathroom during her bath (I though I'd liven up an otherwise dull experience by showing her how to use empty shampoo bottles to squirt each other with water)
SD

That's a hell of a lot of fun

As soon as the water washes out into the hall you know it's time to quit.

Meet the missus at an Art Gallery during an exhibition. We both thought it was crap and got pissed on the supplied wine. (Before any one asks was setting up the gallery's accounting system).

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