You Know Youre A Nerd When.....

[Jacob Roman]

You carry your USB with you everywhere you go

[Hack]

You can rattle off all of Newton's Laws without consulting any notes but become completely baffled when attempting to order food from a menu.

[RobDog888]

You live in a city where the outdoor life is one of beaches, sun, night life and retirement yet one opts to spend all their time on internet Forums.

[Jacob Roman]

You live in a city where the outdoor life is one of beaches, sun, night life and retirement yet one opts to spend all their time on internet Forums.

Heeeeey I represent that .....besides retirement. More like unemployment

[RobDog888]

LOL well either way your living the leisure life just hope you dont wear one of those leisure suits with a white belt and white shoes lol

[Hack]

just hope you dont wear one of those leisure suits with a white belt and white shoes lol

Leisure Suit Larry was my hero.

[techgnome]

Leisure Suit Larry was my hero.

now there's an acid trip down memory lane.....

-tg

[Hack]

now there's an acid trip down memory lane

This was back when video games were video games. The basic premise was to see if you could get a little whoop-da - now everybody is shooting everybody else whilst blowing everything up. Borrrrrrrrrrring.

[opus]

Heeeeey I represent that .....besides retirement. More like unemployment

How do you retire from unemployment?

[JuggaloBrotha]

How do you retire from unemployment?

You get a job.

[LaVolpe]

You know you're a nerd when you hear "white" and you visualize RGB(255,255,255)

[Smyril]

You know you're a nerd when you hear "white" and you visualize RGB(255,255,255)

or when you have 2 choices, yes or no... and you visualize true or false.

[d_glienna]

Or, asking to come here...

[lehgzil]

You know you're a nerd when you have been http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av3e

[Nightwalker83]

You know you are a nerd when you can't spell.

[TheBigB]

You know you're a nerd when you speak a programming language more fluently than your native language.

[techgnome]

If You.doSomething(Person.ActionStyle.Nerdy) Then
  MessageBox.Show("You are a nerd!")
End If

-tg

[techgnome]

You know you're a nerd when you speak a programming language more fluently than your native language.

Or speak more programming languages than traditional languages...


You know you're a nerd if you impress people by claiming to know multiple languages... but fail to mention it's programming languages...

-tg

[Shaggy Hiker]

You know you're a nerd if you impress people by claiming to know multiple languages... but fail to mention it's programming languages...

-tg

Or if you expect them to know that you meant programming languages.

[Jacob Roman]

You know you're a nerd when solving a very hard programming problem gives you an orgasm

[RobDog888]

You know you are a nerd when you can't spell.

Hay! We can spell

[formlesstree4]

You know you're a nerd when you solve basic algebraic equations using advanced calculus.

[Jacob Roman]

You know you're a nerd when you give your avatars a 3D perpective with animation and used VB6 and DirectX combined with photoshop to do it all under less than an hour

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[baja_yu]

I think Jacob Roman is actually Jeff Foxworthy.

[Spoo]

I think Jacob Roman is actually Jeff Foxworthy.

The implication being that he's smarter than a 5th grader?

[baja_yu]

Only because he has the cue cards.

[Jacob Roman]

The implication being that he's smarter than a 5th grader?

I'm not smarter than a 5th grader

....oh wait

[moonman239]

This was back when video games were video games. The basic premise was to see if you could get a little whoop-da - now everybody is shooting everybody else whilst blowing everything up..

Or catapulting angry birds at green pigs or concrete walls.

[Jacob Roman]

Or catapulting angry birds at green pigs or concrete walls.

[BlindSniper]

when you can count in binary(which is quite useful since you can count to 1023 using both hands).

[Jacob Roman]

You know you're a nerd when you play Elder Scrolls. You're a cooler nerd when you play WoW

[TheBigB]

when you can count in binary(which is quite useful since you can count to 1023 using both hands).

Or alternately you can count from -511 to 511 using two's complement.

[intraman]

.......you write a mobile phone app that pinpoints the different sections in a supermarket using GPS so that you can find them again and then stores all of the items you have bought from each section in a bar code array whilst subsequently searching for better prices from other supermarkets.

[d_glienna]

But, can whip it up, easily!

[dilettante]

.. when you can't use proper punctuation in a thread heading.

[TheBigB]

.. when you put a semi-colon after every sentence.

[Jacob Roman]

...when you use speech recognition to talk on the forums.

You know what's BS....speech recognition

[Jacob Roman]

You know you're a nerd when your pet is a robotic dog controlled by an iPad2