View Poll Results: Should Ian ?

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  • Book himself in a Mental home

    3 27.27%

  • find a deserted island and set up his own cult

    4 36.36%

  • hi-jack the Harvey's Bristol CreamFactory

    2 18.18%

  • Je ne comprends pas, je suis anglais

    2 18.18%
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  1. Jun 20th, 2001, 04:55 PM #1
    Ianpbaker
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    Wink For one day only

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    it's Ians Vbforums cough mixture. Guaranteed to get rid of all those *Ahems* and *Cough* that you lot seem to be picking up

    a whole case for the special introductory price of a glass of sherry

    ring now on 0800-You-******
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  2. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:00 PM #2
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    *ahem*
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  3. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:01 PM #3
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    my phone doesn't have letters on it!!!!!! It has numbers, because that's what phone numbers are...numbers (slight dig at the americas there )
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  4. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:02 PM #4
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    that's unusual for you, chris....you're usually so complementary
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  6. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:13 PM #5
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    my phone doesn't have letters on it!!!!!! It has numbers, because that's what phone numbers are...numbers (slight dig at the americas there )
    I don't get it. Mine has letters. Well... except for q and z.

    Isn't the number 1-800-2BITEME?

    Uhm... I don't understand the french bit. You don't understand because you are a french speaking Englishman? Must be Canadian.
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  7. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:14 PM #6
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    Can never get those letter things to work. We have them downunder, slavishly following US custom.

    Ian

    Where's the option for you spending a day at a nude beach for the terminally gay?
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  8. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:17 PM #7
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    Originally posted by barrk
    that's unusual for you, chris....you're usually so complementary
    I have to change my style every now and then to keep you on your toes

    Jethro: I think you're supposed to press the key once for the first letter, twice for the second letter and so on - like mobile phone text messaging. Not sure about landline phones though.
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  9. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:27 PM #8
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    "Je ne comprends pas, je suis anglais"


    Coming around later
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  11. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:36 PM #9
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    I have to change my style every now and then to keep you on your toes

    Jethro: I think you're supposed to press the key once for the first letter, twice for the second letter and so on - like mobile phone text messaging. Not sure about landline phones though.
    Weren't like that in my day.

    Ok will try it out Chris....hmmm....who can l dial, oh okay "Sandyforsex"
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  12. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:39 PM #10
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    Well it could be 7777 2 66 3 999 333 666 777 7777 33 99 or simply 72639 367739 (only 1 keypress per letter)
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  13. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:41 PM #11
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    What are you talking about, chris????

    1-800-BITEME is
    1-800-248363
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  14. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:43 PM #12
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    I was telling Jethro how to dial Sandy For Sex!
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  15. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:44 PM #13
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    Originally posted by barrk
    What are you talking about, chris????

    1-800-BITEME is
    1-800-248363
    Gee, those people are really strange when you ring them. Phoned and got some guy saying "Hello my name is Dennis and l want you to...........'
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  16. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:44 PM #14
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    Sandy for Sex = 72639367739 what are all the numbers duplicated for???
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  17. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:45 PM #15
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    Originally posted by Jethro


    Gee, those people are really strange when you ring them. Phoned and got some guy saying "Hello my name is Dennis and l want you to...........'
    *kick* That is a number for women only...
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  18. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:51 PM #16
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    Originally posted by barrk
    Sandy for Sex = 72639367739 what are all the numbers duplicated for???
    Urgh!! Pay attention!! There was also the theory that you had to press the keys once for the 1st letter, twice for the second letter etc etc, like you do with mobile phone text messaging.
    Don't forget I'm your hero so I can do what I like!!
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  19. Jun 20th, 2001, 05:53 PM #17
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    *Jethro grasps ankle*

    Sorry dude, thought it might have been the number for the local cheese shop.
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  20. Jun 20th, 2001, 06:11 PM #18
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    Urgh!! Pay attention!! There was also the theory that you had to press the keys once for the 1st letter, twice for the second letter etc etc, like you do with mobile phone text messaging.
    Don't forget I'm your hero so I can do what I like!!
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  21. Jun 20th, 2001, 06:12 PM #19
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    Urgh!! Pay attention!! There was also the theory that you had to press the keys once for the 1st letter, twice for the second letter etc etc, like you do with mobile phone text messaging.
    Don't forget I'm your hero so I can do what I like!!

    I'm trying to pay attention................and yes, you're still my hero.
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  22. Jun 20th, 2001, 06:22 PM #20
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    Originally posted by barrk
    and yes, you're still my hero.
    *Montgomery Burns style* Excellent!!
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  23. Jun 20th, 2001, 06:35 PM #21
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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    *Montgomery Burns style* Excellent!!
    You like to do it Montgomery Burns Style.........eewww
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  24. Jun 20th, 2001, 06:36 PM #22
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    yeah, style, not with!!
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  25. Jun 20th, 2001, 07:19 PM #23
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    Oii Jethro when i dial 7777 2 66 3 999 333 666 777 7777 33 99 or sandy for sex why do i get your mother-in-law???



    Chris at least you dont do it Smithers style.
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  26. Jun 20th, 2001, 09:07 PM #24
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    Don't even go around there That woman is crazy, she will turn you into a shivering Eagles supporter.
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  27. Jun 21st, 2001, 12:17 AM #25
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    Yeah she's pretty saucy on the phone as well!

    Carn the eagles.

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    Well that figures why Kovan wants a merc then!
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  28. Jun 21st, 2001, 12:32 AM #26
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    Originally posted by Beacon
    Yeah she's pretty saucy on the phone as well!

    Carn the eagles.

    oh my god..................................



    Well that figures why Kovan wants a merc then!
    Yeah, to pick up the Mother in Law and drive her to Eagles games. What a sick wee puppy he is
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  29. Jun 21st, 2001, 02:49 AM #27
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    Originally posted by Jethro

    Where's the option for you spending a day at a nude beach for the terminally gay?
    Jethro - I forgot to say, that to take the medicine, youve' got to put it you mouth and swallow, but you might spit it out if you don't like the taste. Then again you would know all about this
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  30. Jun 21st, 2001, 04:35 PM #28
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker


    Jethro - I forgot to say, that to take the medicine, youve' got to put it you mouth and swallow, but you might spit it out if you don't like the taste. Then again you would know all about this
    Yeap, tend not to spit out cough medicine. It wouldn't do much good otherwise........................er..............................sorry re-read that and see you have another meaning. Sorry Ian but haven't read that part of your biography yet, so have no knowledge of this sort of sick sordid thing that you speed so much of your life doing.....................Dear God, its 7.30am and need a cup of coffee, that isn't even half way funny
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  31. Jun 22nd, 2001, 02:35 AM #29
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    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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