[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

[moti barski]

so it doesn't get stolen

[formlesstree4]

so it doesn't get stolen

Research implied copyright.

[moti barski]

what ?????????

[formlesstree4]

what ?????????

Go look it up. Surely you, who is very interested in Copyright protection would have heard of Implied Copyright.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Basically, you are safer than you realize. On the other hand, that may have to do with the copyright laws of your particular country. I don't know what the laws are in Israel, but I would expect them to be similar to US copyright laws.

[Lord_Rat]

Copyright laws are pretty much the same and upheld internationally by all countries that are a member of the UN, of which Israel has been since 1949.

http://www.un.org/en/members/index.shtml

[baja_yu]

so it doesn't get stolen

Believe me, no one here is going to claim that they made that software. You're safe.

[Lord_Rat]

He has the forum on ignore, so he wouldn't know that. haha.

[minitech]

Yes, exactly. Judging from the general reaction here, do you think anyone would claim it as their own?

You could at least use TeamViewer with somebody.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Copyright laws are pretty much the same and upheld internationally by all countries that are a member of the UN, of which Israel has been since 1949.

http://www.un.org/en/members/index.shtml

Right, but in Israel, I would expect that law to actually mean something, which I would not expect in some ther UN member states.

[moti barski]

there is no law in israel, cars are stolen, people are stabbed, drugs are sold, all bureaucracy is slow and unreasonable, most job places employ stupid relatives, buildings are grey, simple public construction work
take years and done when not needed, about 10% of the population are hasidic jews that each make about 10 kids and all they do is learn tora and profit from stack exchange and buisness owenership.

the legal system takes average of 6 years per case, and the police exist only to fine people

oh yeah, the government is corrupt, and they waste money like :
125000$ for an actor to make a commercial for them (3 commercials this month alone)
142k$ to build the government website

and they build cell antenas everywhere

[minitech]

Okay, so get TeamViewer and let someone else use it while it's on your computer.

[moti barski]

last time i used teamviewer my pc was hacked luckily i deleted the yotamarker before using it

give me time i"ll cook something

[Lord_Rat]

I recommend quail eggs. I hear they're the word these days.

[visualAd]

Can you cook me a pork & apple sausage?

[weirddemon]

last time i used teamviewer my pc was hacked luckily i deleted the yotamarker before using it

give me time i"ll cook something

And the delusion sinks deeper!

[stlaural]

And the delusion sinks deeper!

There is no bottom to this well!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Some of the replies are most excellent, though.

[formlesstree4]

Some of the replies are most excellent, though.

Re-reading through this thread provides me with some amusement that varies in intensity. Though, this has inspired me to pose the question: Why don't we write our own book, as a community?

[weirddemon]

Re-reading through this thread provides me with some amusement that varies in intensity. Though, this has inspired me to pose the question: Why don't we write our own book, as a community?

Working title:

The Story of Moti Barski and The FAI That Could
When delusion and programming combine, this is the crap you get!

[honeybee]

this is something to be done with me physically ...

Ah! We had a very hot girl in our programming team a few years back (in another job). I wish she had said this when I offered to test her code.

It's getting dangerous to read this thread at work. I can't always hide my face in my sleeve when trying to fend off the bouts of laughter.

Perhaps the book will have a remedy for that as well...

.

[abhijit]

Working title:

The Story of Moti Barski and The FAI That Could
When delusion and programming combine, this is the crap you get!

I like this title, but it should be just the "The FAI that Could."

[weirddemon]

I like this title, but it should be just the "The FAI that Could."

I said it was a working title! It sounds more like a title for a movie though...

This is what we should do. We just make up titles for a book, jesting about this thread.

[Lord_Rat]

I like this title, but it should be just the "The FAI that Could."

Or there could be a title and subtitle like this:

The FAI That Could
The story of Moti Barski, a forum and the desparate efforts to stave off insanity

[TheBigB]

Chapter1: The YotaBarfer was a fact

[boops boops]

A slight variation:

The FAI(L) that Could

BB

[Lord_Rat]

I think it's not needed because most people will insert that in their head anyway. (And assume it's a double fail for not having it... if they only knew ...)

[baja_yu]

Yota-Marker; or the wAIl

CALL ME Moti. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--...

[Lord_Rat]

CALL ME Moti.

Oh now you've done it. I hope your number isn't publicly listed. =)

[minitech]

QuotD.

[weirddemon]

Oh now you've done it. I hope your number isn't publicly listed. =)

Baja yu was using an allusion referencing Moby Dick when he made that quote.

[abhijit]

Chapter1: The YotaBarfer was a fact

It was a dark and stormy night. Deep within the recesses of his own mind, moti considered himself to be a legend. It was time for the world to know about his invention. He decided to eat a quail egg before...

[Lord_Rat]

Baja yu was using an allusion referencing Moby Dick when he made that quote.

(It wasn't missed. But neither was the fact that I had the opportunity to take it out of context.)

[Lord_Rat]

... then he realized that to do that, he'd have to turn the lights on and get out of the shower. Penning a quick note on post-it notes, he made his way sopping wet to his computer chair ...

[moti barski]

title :
The yotamarker (A.I) saga

and it should be a manga

[minitech]

It's not fun anymore when the subject becomes serious about it.

[Lord_Rat]

Then it's just ironic. =)

[Shaggy Hiker]

Manga would be a good medium for this. It has some real potential. All those dolls would work well.

[weirddemon]

title :
The yotamarker (A.I) saga

and it should be a manga

You wish. The book would be a jest and nothing more.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Yes, it would be considered a Jest in Time Compilation.