[RESOLVED] artificial intelligence

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 12:53 PM

I believe "how to destroy a company that annoyed you" was written by the AAI. (Until proof is given, we'll just refer to "yotamarker" as artificial artificial intelligence

). It goes something along the lines of "provide their services for free".

I deleted the book off my computer almost immediately after reading the VB.NET section (which claims that Dictionaries are all-powerful and much faster than arrays, and contains a small explanation of ByRef and that's about it) so I don't have a link (it used to be in moti barski's signature but it's gone now). Sorry.

**moti barski** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:13 PM

for nickthissen

http://oron.com/98irlwup1k7u/battle_...ition.rar.html

minitech you are talking about the 1st edition, this is the 3rd edition, it is much more powerfull

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:17 PM

I will name the next one on the stack each time you ask me this because I don't want to put them all in one post...

1. Dictionaries are not faster than arrays.

**moti barski** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:20 PM

when you pmed me you compared dictionary to list

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:22 PM

Did I? In that case, Dictionaries are not faster than Lists, either.

**moti barski** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:26 PM

whatever man i don't answer why only how

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:32 PM

Okay. Next problem:

Originally Posted by battle programming 2011

SOFTWARE:

1 installing windows: the best windows is windows pro sp3, after that windows 7. when pc is turned on,
press del to enter bios, insert win cd, choose startup devices from cd(not hd or hard disk), follow install
wizard, when your finished return to bios, and set startup from HD(hard DISK)

Windows Pro doesn't really exist... and Windows 7 is generally accepted to be the best.

And another:

vb.net - visual basic 2010 is a compiler - a program that make programs using cheats.

??? Compilers don't cheat.

**NickThissen** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:33 PM

Wait, this book is a joke right? I'm sorry but I can't take this serious...

**NickThissen** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by minitech

??? Compilers don't cheat.

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:44 PM

(Huh. It's strangely addicting to list all the problems in this book.)

Okay, next problem. In the part about HTML, you specify XHTML as a doctype but use completely nonstandard HTML. Your <header> should instead be <head>. You don't mention CSS. The attribute and tag methods of styling are obsolete and deprecated.

**moti barski** · Mar 26th, 2011, 01:47 PM

minitech is quating the first book

**TheBigB** · Mar 26th, 2011, 02:37 PM

Nope, it's still in the 3rd edition.
And that part about Window Server 2003 is actually a copy-paste from some blog.
That's what they call plagiarism.
I stopped reading after the VB part..

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 02:39 PM

Most of it is copied from blogs and other places.

**boops boops** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:03 PM

I haven't got round to reading it myself, but Flya, my brilliant young assistant, is highly impressed by Battle Programming. She interprets it as a kind of abstract poetry. And yes, it's a she: with that slender waist, diaphanous wings and hundreds of lovely eyes, she is quite a hit at the office garbage can. She likes the idea of AI as potential girlfriend material, and wonders (though she is too shy to ask herself) whether she is also gay.

BB

**moti barski** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:10 PM

if you have any further quetions you might wanna direct them to my youtube account yotamarker
it seems the admins are gonna delete or block my account as from this post it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:17 PM

if you have any further quetions you might wanna direct them to my youtube account yotamarker
it seems the admins are gonna delete or block my account as from this post it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting

What do you call that again? There's a word describing that kind of... I forget.

**baja_yu** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:19 PM

One more thing. Del isn't a universal way of entering BIOS. It is the most common but I've seen laptops that used F11, F10 and many other ways.

**boops boops** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:21 PM

I sincerely hope they don't do that. C'mon admins, fess up. Have any of you actually taken the Turing test, let alone passed it? BB

**baja_yu** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:29 PM

I'm in a buttload of work but I just downloaded the book. I'm going to read all of it. On first glance, why does a supposed programming book include 5 pictures of maps of Japan?!

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 03:37 PM

Because part of the book is about Japanese addresses and prefectures, apparently.

I get the feeling that the OP has no idea what any of the pictures (excluding the maps) even mean...

**baja_yu** · Mar 26th, 2011, 04:14 PM

Oh... My... God!!! Are you guys reading this?? This is the funniest thing ever written. Literally every line of text is PURE GOLD!

I'm just at page 3 and already I want to talk to people about the book. I would actually join a book club for a chance to discuss it. I want to go to a public place or a comedy bar on open mic night and read the book aloud.

Here's a few tips from the book on fixing computers:

1 if pc doesn't turn on replace power supply(connected to the power cord)
3 pc stuck at windows load : replace power supply
5 pc crashes during work time: try to replace hard disk: box connected to motherboard by wires

3 computer over beeps at summer: take out cpu cooler walls under fan in middle of motherboard, smear thermic cream(cost up to 2$) on cpu, return parts

if the problem isn't number 2, first try removing card, blowing air on it and in its slut, or at second time also use an eraser on its contacts before returning it

OMG! I love blowing into sluts!

This book is pure genius in every aspect, content, format, style. Can I PLEASE send this to a publisher?

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 04:15 PM

pc crashes during work time: try to replace hard disk: box connected to motherboard by wires

I didn't notice that one!

**TheBigB** · Mar 26th, 2011, 04:15 PM

3 pc stuck at windows load : replace power supply

....

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 04:16 PM

Okay, this book would definitely sell. Definitely.

**baja_yu** · Mar 26th, 2011, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by minitech

Okay, this book would definitely sell. Definitely.

If it gets published, I guarantee it will even make it to the Oprah's book of the month club!

**visualAd** · Mar 26th, 2011, 05:05 PM

credits : the following assisted me in finding vb.net special codes and correct errors :
jmcilhinney (.nut)

**Shaggy Hiker** · Mar 26th, 2011, 06:06 PM

I'd have to say that this thread has decidedly improved. That ORON download site is annoying, though.

**minitech** · Mar 26th, 2011, 07:24 PM

Yes, it certainly is... even MegaUpload is better.

Well, maybe not in the ads category.

**moti barski** · Mar 27th, 2011, 12:08 PM

if there are errors or stuff you think should be added to the ebook tell me
i hope it will finish book publishers, universities, tech classes, and others

**minitech** · Mar 27th, 2011, 12:18 PM

I hate to dash your hopes, but...
i-t-w-i-l-l-f-i-n-i-s-h-b-o-o-k-p-u-b-l-i-s-h-e-r-s-u-n-i-v-e-r-s-i-t-i-e-s-t-e-c-h-c-l-a-s-s-e-s-a-n-d-o-t-h-e-r-s

Okay, the problems with your AAI aside for now, your e-book, according to probably most people here, is an error. And book publishers publish a bit more than you have in your book there.

**moti barski** · Mar 27th, 2011, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by minitech

I hate to dash your hopes, but...
i-t-w-i-l-l-f-i-n-i-s-h-b-o-o-k-p-u-b-l-i-s-h-e-r-s-u-n-i-v-e-r-s-i-t-i-e-s-t-e-c-h-c-l-a-s-s-e-s-a-n-d-o-t-h-e-r-s

Okay, the problems with your AAI aside for now, your e-book, according to probably most people here, is an error. And book publishers publish a bit more than you have in your book there.

naah, it is confirmed that they don't. text wize yes theire books are longer,
knowledge wize this book is much more comprehensive (has more data) if you comper subject to subject.

moreover this book is much simpler to understand

**minitech** · Mar 27th, 2011, 12:34 PM

You are kidding now, right? Your book is incredibly difficult to understand, from the grammar to the spelling to the facts to the capitalization to every little detail about it. It is not comprehensive (yes, we do know what "comprehensive" means, thank you). The code is sometimes wrong, but most of it is copied from other places. Knowledge-wise, pain-wise, whatever... you would be much better off with a book...

I don't know where you heard that it is confirmed that books don't contain information (yotamarker maybe?) but that's incorrect.

**moti barski** · Mar 27th, 2011, 12:38 PM

aint no thing but a chicken wing

**Shaggy Hiker** · Mar 27th, 2011, 04:50 PM

And now we are headed for page 8.

**formlesstree4** · Mar 27th, 2011, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

And now we are headed for page 8.

Are we there yet?

**Milk** · Mar 27th, 2011, 05:07 PM

This thread has high comedy value (it seems the sarcasm is too subtle for some) may it roll on.

**weirddemon** · Mar 27th, 2011, 06:22 PM

The OP's delusion runs so deep. I honestly can't understand why reality won't take hold.

This reminds me of a guy I used to work with. It's so much worse in person.

He said he had a doctorate in philosophy from some university in some 3rd world country that I can't remember. But me and some other coworkers looked it up several times, but couldn't find the university online. He said he completed it in 7 years... online and some how managed to go straight from no degree to a doctorate, skipping an undergraduate and graduate degrees.

He also said he was the 9th highest rate master in karate, in the world, despite being over 400 pounds. We'd always see him doing crazy karate moves in the hallway. He was also a priest, despite never obtaining a degree in theology or even going to church!

There was so many crazy things that he said and did that he, apparently, made himself believe. Which is why he reminds me of the OP.

**moti barski** · Mar 27th, 2011, 07:00 PM

weirddemon what is it you actually do ? examples ?

**weirddemon** · Mar 27th, 2011, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by moti barski

weirddemon what is it you actually do ? examples ?

What are you talking about?

**moti barski** · Mar 27th, 2011, 07:07 PM

you wake up you wash your face... you get to work (i assume) then what is it you acctualy generaly basicly do ?

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