Vote for Me

[Bonker Gudd]

My manifesto:

1. Legalise Cannabis

2. Death penalty for people who drive at 40MPH in a 60MPH zone

3. Share Ownership made illegal

4. Public Flogging for listening to Irish Boy Bands

5. Politics Banned

[Gaffer]

Only number one, Mr G. Only number one. Mind you, its basically legal anyway. Do you mind awfully if we start a debate on the legalisation of the wonderful weed?

[Bonker Gudd]

Go for it! I'm off now though, back Friday.

All I can say is, that it's not as bad for you as Alcohol IMO.
I'm sure some will say that it's use is taking the side of Satan

[barrk]

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I'm sure some will say that it's use is taking the side of Satan

Don't lets turn this into another religious debate!

[Jethro]

And your position on beer, petrol, and *** taxes is..,.....

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by Jethro
And your position on beer, petrol, and *** taxes is..,.....

Being UK-centric on this (sorry everyone else - you pay a lot less for these things than we do)

1: Beer - Stop the duty on beer. Also extend opening hours to fit in with European standards (2am?). Complete ban of alco-pops.

2: Fags - OK as they are.

3: Petrol I don't give a monkeys about, as I walk into work

4: Cannibis: Ability to skin up in any public house that applies for a licence. Can only be smoked in the establishment, and possibly outdoors if enclosed. Instant fine if re-distributed outside of public house.

5: Root Vegetable Tax (RVT) - Tax on all root or combustible vegetables.

[spetnik]

btw, u letting ppl from florida vote?

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Gaffer


5: Root Vegetable Tax (RVT) - Tax on all root or combustible vegetables.

You get taxed on having a root No wonder you lot are total crap at Cricket and Rugby

Do they still have that weird closing of the bars during the lunch break, or dinner break, can't remember which was usually pissed at the time.