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  1. May 30th, 2001, 02:06 AM #1
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    John Willie Lees Beer

    Do not, I repeat, DO NOT ever drink this stuff.

    I had a couple of pints last night and today I have an arse like a demon!

    Now I know why it was two-for-one
    Gentile or Jew,
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    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...
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  2. May 30th, 2001, 04:22 AM #2
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    how do you know what SD's Arse is like ?
    something your not telling us Mate ?
    do you quite often go into furinture stores and hide in cupboards ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  3. May 30th, 2001, 05:00 AM #3
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    Impressive isn't it?

    You manage to twist everything I say into something that somehow questions my sexuality.

    I think maybe you're a little confused Ian, maybe you just don't know what bus you should be on...
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  4. May 30th, 2001, 05:06 AM #4
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    lol, I ain't got a problem with my sexuality.

    you manage to get sherry into everything I say, so maybee your a closet southerner
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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    I think that may be a mortal insult from Mr Baker...
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  7. May 30th, 2001, 05:07 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Arbiter
    Impressive isn't it? I have an arse like a demon
    Well i am impressed. Does that mean it is big and red... Like Lisa Minelli's?
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  8. May 30th, 2001, 05:10 AM #7
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    you'll only get that joke if you have watched south park - the movie
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  9. May 30th, 2001, 07:08 AM #8
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    At last someone else has discovered the truth about JWL. It's the most awful bloody brew ever created ( Of course that's just my humble opinion and might be completely wrong. I may have 73 eyes and twelve ears as well but it's unlikely isn't it )
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  11. May 30th, 2001, 07:22 AM #9
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    It's truly nauseating stuff!

    I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a bush fire!
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...
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  12. May 30th, 2001, 07:38 AM #10
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    Arbiter - sounds less painful than drinking JWL.
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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