May 14th, 2009, 02:37 PM
#1
Help me out plz.
I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
I don't live here any more.
May 14th, 2009, 03:04 PM
#2
Re: Help me out plz.
Same here. (By that I mean scratching MY arse, not yours)
May 14th, 2009, 03:05 PM
#3
Fanatic Member
Re: Help me out plz.
I will only do everything you ask on one condition. You allow me to pay you $ 1000 per day otherwise no deal.
Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.
"Persistence is the magic of success." Paramahansa Yogananda
May 14th, 2009, 03:08 PM
#4
Re: Help me out plz.
Sorry, it's non-negotiable.
I don't live here any more.
May 14th, 2009, 03:13 PM
#5
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
wossname
I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
I'm sold, where do I sign?
May 14th, 2009, 03:29 PM
#6
Re: Help me out plz.
Can I just feed you your beer and scratch your arse while you are doing your homework?
May 14th, 2009, 03:46 PM
#7
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
wossname
I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
sounds redundant.. isn't "drinking beer and scratching my arse" what you consider "all your work" ???
May 14th, 2009, 05:10 PM
#8
Fanatic Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Yes, but his work also involves putting all of his wit and humour into a tarball. The problem lies that the tarball doesn't support something so little.
May 15th, 2009, 06:29 AM
#9
Re: Help me out plz.
Oh, it's like that is it?
Attached Files
Last edited by wossname; May 15th, 2009 at 06:35 AM .
I don't live here any more.
May 15th, 2009, 06:58 AM
#10
Fanatic Member
Re: Help me out plz.
bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.
I sed it for teh lulz
May 15th, 2009, 09:30 AM
#11
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
kregg
bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.
WARNING: PEBKAC error.
May 15th, 2009, 12:10 PM
#12
Fanatic Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
MaximilianMayrhofer
WARNING: PEBKAC error.
I tried doing
Code:
sudo apt-get install pebkac
to resolve dependencies and it's reformatted my PC. Long story cut short, you've just caused a virus.
May 16th, 2009, 02:28 AM
#13
Re: Help me out plz.
I'm so 1337, I don't need sudo. I just medo apt-get yum and everything is ready.
May 18th, 2009, 01:00 AM
#14
Hyperactive Member
Re: Help me out plz.
The job sounds fine... depending on whether we'll get any of the beer...
May 19th, 2009, 06:59 AM
#15
May 19th, 2009, 07:30 AM
#16
Addicted Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
wossname
I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
Sorry, you posted this in the wrong forum. Mods, please move this thread to the VB.Net forum where it belongs.
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May 19th, 2009, 08:17 AM
#17
Banned
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
wossname
I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
Do you really need help?
By the conditions you have kept for you to be helped, I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!
Life is all about style.
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May 19th, 2009, 12:58 PM
#18
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
Gimaku
I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!
Yeah, I rock! Woooooooo
I don't live here any more.
May 19th, 2009, 02:43 PM
#19
Fanatic Member
May 19th, 2009, 06:13 PM
#20
Re: Help me out plz.
WOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOO OoooOOOooOOOOOOO! Yeah.
May 20th, 2009, 12:16 AM
#21
Hyperactive Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Easy on the booze there, wosser....
May 20th, 2009, 06:03 AM
#22
May 20th, 2009, 09:39 AM
#23
Re: Help me out plz.
All your booze are belong to me. Shoot me now.
May 20th, 2009, 03:19 PM
#24
May 20th, 2009, 03:53 PM
#25
Re: Help me out plz.
Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?
My usual boring signature: Nothing
May 20th, 2009, 03:56 PM
#26
Fanatic Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned.
And nobody bothered to tell me? ;_;
May 20th, 2009, 05:14 PM
#27
May 20th, 2009, 06:11 PM
#28
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?
Yep, he/she had impressive style.
The post would be gone too (as in most cases), but for some reason our filters didn't pick it up, and it didn't get spotted until after it had been quoted by wossy... removing the link seemed like the best option this time.
May 20th, 2009, 06:25 PM
#29
Re: Help me out plz.
Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.
My usual boring signature: Nothing
May 20th, 2009, 06:55 PM
#30
Fanatic Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
visualAd
kelggy
Wow! That colour will keep me awake for a while...
And as usual, you manage a way to misspell a misspelling of my name. I award you a medal that I made from milk bottle caps and streaks of bacon. Feel proud.
May 21st, 2009, 05:06 AM
#31
Hyperactive Member
Re: Help me out plz.
Hmmm..... bacon...... *drool*
May 21st, 2009, 06:03 AM
#32
Re: Help me out plz.
Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.
Thanks
May 21st, 2009, 07:39 AM
#33
Re: Help me out plz.
You should be preserved in formaldehyde, and brought out during sex education classes as a warning against pregnancy.
May 21st, 2009, 12:58 PM
#34
Re: Help me out plz.
That's why my Mum used to say when I was little.
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