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    Help me out plz.

    I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

    I won't pay you.

    Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Same here. (By that I mean scratching MY arse, not yours)

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    I will only do everything you ask on one condition. You allow me to pay you $ 1000 per day otherwise no deal.
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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Sorry, it's non-negotiable.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

    I won't pay you.

    Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
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    Can I just feed you your beer and scratch your arse while you are doing your homework?
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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

    I won't pay you.

    Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
    sounds redundant.. isn't "drinking beer and scratching my arse" what you consider "all your work" ???

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Yes, but his work also involves putting all of his wit and humour into a tarball. The problem lies that the tarball doesn't support something so little.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Oh, it's like that is it?
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    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.

    I sed it for teh lulz

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.
    WARNING: PEBKAC error.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer View Post
    WARNING: PEBKAC error.
    I tried doing
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    to resolve dependencies and it's reformatted my PC. Long story cut short, you've just caused a virus.


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    Re: Help me out plz.

    I'm so 1337, I don't need sudo. I just medo apt-get yum and everything is ready.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    What do you think?

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

    I won't pay you.

    Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

    I won't pay you.

    Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
    Do you really need help?

    By the conditions you have kept for you to be helped, I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gimaku View Post
    I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!
    Yeah, I rock! Woooooooo
    I don't live here any more.

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    WOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOO OoooOOOooOOOOOOO! Yeah.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Never.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    All your booze are belong to me. Shoot me now.

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    Mmmm luverly booxze.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned.
    And nobody bothered to tell me? ;_;

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?
    Yep, he/she had impressive style.

    The post would be gone too (as in most cases), but for some reason our filters didn't pick it up, and it didn't get spotted until after it had been quoted by wossy... removing the link seemed like the best option this time.

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    Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd View Post
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    Wow! That colour will keep me awake for a while...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.
    Thanks

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    You should be preserved in formaldehyde, and brought out during sex education classes as a warning against pregnancy.

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    Re: Help me out plz.

    That's why my Mum used to say when I was little.

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