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    Technical documents

    The key strategy to writing important technical specifications for the benefit for implementers far and wide is as follows...

    - Make sure you don't tell anyone about it until about 6 years later.
    - Try to distribute your information to as many stoned HTML jockeys as possible.
    - Spam Google with hundreds of keyword entries that have absolutely NO bearing on your topic.
    - Make sure that any Wikipedia entries pertaining to said technology all have broken links to parked homepages belonging to jaundiced, sociopathic Mactards.
    - Delete every 7th vital fact from your document.
    - Put the word "Federal" on the front cover.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Technical documents

    I think he's just been introduced to the world of open source.

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    Re: Technical documents

    Bah! OpenSource needs no introduction, just explanation. A lot of explanation... A LOT.

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    Re: Technical documents

    Question. Should a programmer be allowed to call his program open source if the code is freaking illegible? Comment.

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    Re: Technical documents

    I aspire to freaking illegibility.
    I don't live here any more.

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