For Sale

[wossname]

• Skulls, approx 250. Varying condition, whole set for £200 or £1 each.
• Nailgun, well worn but good condition. £20 ono.
• Chicken wire, 40m roll. £15, or £20 and I'll throw in 10 skulls!!!
• 500lbs construction lime, £10, buyer collects.

I'm in a hurry to sell because I'm emigrating. Nothing odd about that. They aren't human skulls.

[demotivater]

Dibs on the chicken wire.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Hey, if he gets the chicken wire, then there won't be enough skulls left to complete my collection.

[wossname]

Don't worry, there's plenty more.

[BillGeek]

there won't be enough skulls left to complete my collection.

Which ones are you missing?

[wossname]

Which ones are you missing?

...guide dog, panda, mosquito, Hitler and Mother Teresa

[BodwadUK]

Does the 250 skulls become 240 if someone buys the chicken wire first? In which case its not really value for money

[Shaggy Hiker]

Nah, I have the mosquito around here somewhere.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Your brain would rattle in a flea's skull!!

Dilber appropriated.

[wossname]

Does the 250 skulls become 240 if someone buys the chicken wire first? In which case its not really value for money

Bodders!!
Welcome back matey. Where have you been?

[BodwadUK]

To the moon, I got kidnapped by moon people called oobles and the goverment of earth wouldnt pay the ransom. Eventually the oobles got bored of my constant rambling and sent me home.

Now here I am telling everyone about the threat of Oobles from the moon and nobody beleives me

[mar_zim]

Now here I am telling everyone about the threat of Oobles from the moon and nobody beleives me

We loved to but we can't.