Hypothetical situation

[zaza]

zaza, mendhak and manavo are going on holiday. wossname was not invited. What do they need to pack, and why?

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Me..

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Do I need to give a reason?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I think the answer is: Heat!!!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Oh yeah, there was a question about why....hmmm. Mendhak will probably make a bunch of horrid puns that will bring them under suspicion of the law, Manavo will try to greece some palms, thereby confusing his metaphors and causing them to be thrown into the calaboose. At that point, Zaza will have a difficult choice between robbing banks and prostitution. Therefore, since the latter is not going to make any money, they'd best bring the tools for the former.

[mendhak]

A pinch of dignity, a spoonful of pride. It may come in handy at some point.

[Nightwalker83]

wossname because if he goes then they'd come back to get away from him.

[zaza]

A pinch of dignity, a spoonful of pride. It may come in handy at some point.

None of us have dignity, nor pride. You know that.

[mendhak]

You'll need to bring money for all the hidden costs that manavo is planning to throw at us. Like 'shelter' and 'food'.

[mendhak]

And preserving our own lives.

zaza, I suggest that you bring your police uniform. I'll wear my World of Warcraft armor, nobody can harm me.

[Techno]

excuse me? mendhak are you forgetting me, AGAIN? how dare you leave with out me.

you will be coming back to no bed!

[manavo11]

And preserving our own lives.

zaza, I suggest that you bring your police uniform. I'll wear my World of Warcraft armor, nobody can harm me.

The riots got as close as 25-30 meters from where they would hypothetically be staying. So take a hypothetical helmet.

[wossname]

They'll need to take a box of long matchsticks, a suicide pill, some sturdy cutlery a broad range of condiments and a large cooking pot.

The matches serve to light the fire and also when drawing lots to decide who goes in the pot.

A holiday isn't a holiday without a spot of civilised cannibalism.

[wossname]

wossname because if he goes then they'd come back to get away from him.

I hev made a note of zis in my leetle book.

[oceanebelle]

In the hypothetical event that you guys get stuck in hiding from the rioters, I suggest that you stack up on noodles as it is the best sort of food for times of war.

[Torc]

In the hypothetical event that you guys get stuck in hiding from the rioters, I suggest that you stack up on noodles as it is the best sort of food for times of war.

Instead of rice

[Shaggy Hiker]

Yeah!! No rice??? I'm shocked!

[mendhak]

Aren't noodles just elongated rice grains?

[kregg]

Well whatever noodles are, they are an inconvenience to cats.

[oceanebelle]

Instead of rice

Had it been me, yes!