9 Lessons About Aussies

[Beacon]

STAND PROUD FELLOW AUSTRALIAN GST WORKERS!
Why We Are All Proud To Be Australian Citizens!!

1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your
house faster than
an ambulance.
2) Only in Australia... is "you awake" the standard
concept of
foreplay.
3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the
sick people
walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their
Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the
front.
4) Only in Australia... do people order double
cheeseburgers,
large fries... and a Diet Coke.
5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors
open and
chain the pens to the counter.
6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth
thousands of
dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in
the garage.
7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines
to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss
a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
8) Only in Australia... do we use the word
"politics" to
describe the process of Government.
"Poli" (poly)in Latin meaning "many" and, "tics"
meaning "blood
sucking creatures".
9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying
"you're never
too pissed if you can still find the floor".

Stand proud Aussie's....!!!

[Jethro]

Only in Australia do we promote Sports people to the heights of our civilisation while the average person doesn't know we also have world leading doctors.

Only in Australia will you get your Dad saying "Good onya Son" when you stagger through the door totally pissed.

Only in Australia would you get some dickhead trying to get copyright to the saying "I luvs ya all".

[cyberwarpy]

4) Only in Australia... do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.

LOL... USA.. also rings a bell...?

[cyberwarpy]

3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the
sick people
walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their
Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the
front.

Are you health Beacon?

[Beacon]

I'm healthy i'm apparently still getting over glandular fever and i work in a airconditioned office which spreads Colds quicker than a pair of sweaty underwear!

And no i dont smoke.
Thanks for your concern!
hehe

[cyberwarpy]

N.P

[Jeff_1]

Ive seen really fat bastards order food.. i mean like a double chili cheese burger with bacon strips and extra mayonaise..and extra salt on the french fries and then they order a small "diet coke".

hahahahaha

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Jeff_1
Ive seen really fat bastards order food.. i mean like a double chili cheese burger with bacon strips and extra mayonaise..and extra salt on the french fries and then they order a small "diet coke".

hahahahaha

At least they are worried about their calorie intakes

Mind you Shane Warne would have gone for a large order of french fries and a large coke.

[Kzin]

Good onya

Originally posted by Jethro & Beacon
Only in Australia . . .