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  • Dry as a Politician's Drinks Cabinet.

    2 13.33%

  • Dry as a lit match in the Pacific Ocean.

    1 6.67%

  • Dry as a Vodka Martini, stirred not shaken

    0 0%

  • Dry as a Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred

    2 13.33%

  • Dry as an Elephant's Jockstrap

    3 20.00%

  • Dry as an Ice-Cube in a Furnace

    1 6.67%

  • Dry as the Sahara

    4 26.67%

  • Dry as an Ice-Cube on the Sun.

    0 0%

  • Dry as mendhak's wit.

    2 13.33%
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Thread: How dry is your humour

  1. Jul 24th, 2008, 10:30 AM #1
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    How dry is your humour

    So how dry do you think your sense of humour is?

    Choices in no particular order.
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  2. Jul 24th, 2008, 11:18 AM #2
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    I'm very bland.
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  3. Jul 24th, 2008, 01:26 PM #3
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Drier than Zen
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  4. Jul 24th, 2008, 02:06 PM #4
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Much like the Vermouth in a shaken Martini: dry, bitter and bruised.
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  6. Jul 25th, 2008, 06:12 AM #5
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Drier than George Burns. More powdery too.
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  7. Jul 25th, 2008, 09:16 AM #6
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Like an Atacaman garden fountain.
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  8. Jul 25th, 2008, 10:58 AM #7
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    as dry as ghandi's flip flop
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  9. Jul 25th, 2008, 11:16 AM #8
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Will have to take this test first...

    http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/humor_survey.htm
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Quote Originally Posted by koolsid
    Will have to take this test first...

    http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/humor_survey.htm
    I scored a 21. What does that mean?
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  12. Jul 25th, 2008, 02:40 PM #10
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Quote Originally Posted by Hack
    I scored a 21. What does that mean?
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  13. Jul 26th, 2008, 12:29 AM #11
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Woot. I scored 53 Still think I'll die early from heart disease
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  14. Jul 26th, 2008, 10:54 AM #12
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    The easiest way to prevent dying from heart disease is to choose option 5 on all questions.
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  15. Jul 27th, 2008, 06:25 AM #13
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    Quote Originally Posted by koolsid
    Will have to take this test first...

    http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/humor_survey.htm
    If you went through that whole test carefully considering your answers in an attempt to properly gauge your sense of humour, only to find that the code that generates the total score is clearly broken, how would you respond? [1 ]

    1. I wouldn't have found it particularly amusing.
    2. I would have been amused, but wouldn't have shown it outwardly.
    3. I would have smiled.
    4. I would have found quite a lot to laugh about.
    5. I would have laughed heartily much of the time.
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  16. Jul 27th, 2008, 11:12 AM #14
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    It didn't want to tally my score
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    If mendhak was to go to a party late that had a banner "2008s best rap songs" (without the apostrophe) and served Mountain Dew but he just missed the last can and got apple (mac) instead and he was telling a friend about this a minute later...

    1. He would not have been particularly amused. (but others would)
    2. He would have been amused but wouldn't have shown it.
    3. He would have smiled.
    4. He would have laughed.
    5. He would have laughed heartily. (and ruptured a vein in his forehead)
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  18. Jul 28th, 2008, 09:51 AM #16
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    Re: How dry is your humour

    I don't know, but i'm leaning towards the ruptured vein, mainly because it would amuse me.
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