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  1. Apr 27th, 2001, 01:39 AM #1
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    Great cricketing commentary lines.

    A certain CH9 South Africian commentator

    "And Ponting has gone for a slash outside off stump." Got to love a game that involves this sort of thing.
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  2. Apr 27th, 2001, 02:31 AM #2
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    I remember Lillie caught Dilley bowled Willey.

    The classic was when "Botham failed to get his leg over" and Johners overcome with laughter.
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  7. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:05 PM #6
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    Heard nation wide during a Sri Lanka Oz test match by the afore mentioned SA commentator.

    "The Sri Lankas are grouped together jibbering in their own little language!"

    We should deport this guy.
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  8. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:14 PM #7
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  9. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:34 PM #8
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    Re: Great cricketing commentary lines.

    It should have been:

    "What a CRACKING shot by PONTING outside off stump"

    BTW, Tendulkar just recently passed 10,000!! runs in One-Day-International. He really is the closest thing to Bradman !?!

    Originally posted by Jethro
    A certain CH9 South Africian commentator

    "And Ponting has gone for a slash outside off stump." Got to love a game that involves this sort of thing.
    Last edited by cyberwarpy; Apr 29th, 2001 at 05:37 PM.
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  11. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:38 PM #9
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  12. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:43 PM #10
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    Originally posted by chenko
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  13. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:45 PM #11
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  14. Apr 29th, 2001, 05:45 PM #12
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  15. Apr 29th, 2001, 06:00 PM #13
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    Re: Re: Great cricketing commentary lines.

    Originally posted by cyberwarpy
    It should have been:

    "What a CRACKING shot by PONTING outside off stump"

    BTW, Tendulkar just recently passed 10,000!! runs in One-Day-International. He really is the closest thing to Bradman !?!

    Blasphemy
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  16. Apr 29th, 2001, 06:03 PM #14
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    Re: Re: Re: Great cricketing commentary lines.

    WTH??

    Originally posted by Jethro


    Blasphemy
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  17. Apr 29th, 2001, 06:06 PM #15
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    he only said twice
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  18. Apr 29th, 2001, 06:32 PM #16
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Great cricketing commentary lines.

    Originally posted by cyberwarpy
    WTH??
    The Bradman comment. I want you to say twenty 4x adds in penance.
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  19. Apr 29th, 2001, 08:23 PM #17
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    Smile Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Great cricketing commentary lines.

    "Twenty 4x adds in penance"

    There you go. Said what you told me to say. LOL

    Originally posted by Jethro


    The Bradman comment. I want you to say twenty 4x adds in penance.
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  20. Apr 30th, 2001, 07:14 AM #18
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  21. May 1st, 2001, 07:13 PM #19
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    Ian Chappel after Jayasurya hit Chris Harris for 30 runs in one over.

    "Chris should be relieved that he has completed his overs. He would not ask his captain to give him a ball when Santh is batting. But some people,like me,are much more brave. Once Mr.Someone from NZ hit me for 18 runs. I told my captain to give me one more chance. He wasn't going to hit 18 runs twice in a row!. I was quite right.. he didn't quite hit 18.. but he took 22"
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