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    Bill Gates House

    wanna see what kind of house Bill Gates live in go here

    bill gates

    very interesting, I think.

    Scoutt

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    No, wait, who do i contact about this? Someone has got it all wrong and is giving the incorrect impression. That is actually my house, Bill Gates lives in the dumpster round the back. I send him food parcels every day, and the occasional busted microwave.

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    Yup, that's mah dad's house .
    Security is excellent, but it's hard to sneak girls over .

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    if that was your dads house, you shouldn't have any problem with security, just pay them off with your billions

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    Originally posted by Matthew Gates
    Yup, that's mah dad's house .
    Security is excellent, but it's hard to sneak girls over .
    Matthew - girls could live for weeks in there without anyone knowing that they were there!

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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    No, wait, who do i contact about this? Someone has got it all wrong and is giving the incorrect impression. That is actually my house, Bill Gates lives in the dumpster round the back. I send him food parcels every day, and the occasional busted microwave.
    So *you* are responsible for Windows

    Now we have the culprit

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    You have your culprit. I have your squillions (as Timmy Mallet once said)

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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    You have your culprit. I have your squillions (as Timmy Mallet once said)
    And Bill Gates is in a dumpster in Worthing?

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    Originally posted by Kzin
    And Bill Gates is in a dumpster in Worthing?
    Well, we were trying to keep it a secret so that no master crims tried to do him over...but look who let the cat out the bag (or the bill out the dumpster)

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    Originally posted by Kzin

    Matthew - girls could live for weeks in there without anyone knowing that they were there!
    Or them knowing about each other

    So Matthew when are we coming over for a keg party. Have bong will travel.

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    Matthew Gates
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    I think my dad's goin' outta town for the weekend...

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    Party's at Matthews Dad's House!!!

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    Count me in!!!!!!!!!!

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    Bong??? Where???

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    matt, whats your dad's internet speed?
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    Who cares? All we care about is how much beer can fit into his nice big refrigerator! And how many bongs there are!!

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    Do you have the combo to your Dad's safe? Now that would be a party!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Do you have the combo to your Dad's safe? Now that would be a party!!!!!!!!!!!
    Katie - what are you going to do with thirty nine million one hundred and forty two thousand share certificates with the name William Henry Gates III written on each one ? I bet there are gone-off cartons of chocolate milk and half eaten Big Macs in there too . . .

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    Originally posted by scoutt
    Party's at Matthews Dad's House!!!

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    Should we invite Steve Jobs?

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    sure, but make him bhob

    (bring his own beer)

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    I'll only come if they have those cool 20 foot hoagies, too...!

    here is another link about Matthews dad and his house...

    http://www.zpub.com/un/bill/
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    Originally posted by SteveCRM
    Who cares? All we care about is how much beer can fit into his nice big refrigerator! And how many bongs there are!!
    Steve, it's BYOB.... bring your own bong.. Sorry Steve....
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    I happen to know bill is having a party round the back tomorrow, but it's BYOD (bring your own dumpster). His is kinda small and what with all those busted microwaves, you can't swing a cat (also BOYC, bill hasn't got any cats to swing.)

    Actually, no need. Pleanty of alley cats around his hood.

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