I would be ashamed to share a nationality with mendhak.
Although we did share a Malaysian roti the other week, which was "f&*£%^g awesome". Honestly, if Harry had met Sally in a Malaysian restaurant instead of a Jewish deli, I am sure you could have cast a frog and a piece of bread in their places.
Gee, I've never had Malay food. I don't think there is any around here. However, I just got an e-mail about the lunch at a meeting I was at a couple of days ago. Apparently, that food was close, as it was Mala-dy.