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    Post [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Continuing in our {OBJECT} of the day series, I present to you the mighty sea cucumber of which I have been learning a lot recently. A sea cucumber is a highly evolved cucumber which lives in the sea. It is highly evolved because it will vomit its organs at you if you go near it; this is the ultimate goal of evolution for all species on our planet. It is also why alcohol is so popular among humans.

    This is a picture of a sea cucumber. The letters you see near it that appear to be labels are in fact part of the sea cucumber itself. It is a coincidence that they look like letters of the English alphabet.



    Here is a picture of a sea cucumber vomiting



    I hope this was educational for you. Some day I hope to be able to vomit my organs at other people.

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    wossname is highly evolved. He is always venting his spleen.

    visualAd, on the other hand, has to fight to prevent doctors from taking away more of his internal organs.
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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    An additional fact, several sea dwelling creatures have often been seen giving other creatures sand dollars in exchange for sea cucumbers as part of their weekly grocery shopping.

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Slowly but surely this forum decends into deeper realms of madness!
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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Speaking of things that should not be visible, I saw the left half of Michael Bolton's credibility this morning.
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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Quick! What's my location?

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    they breath through their anus!!! :O

    how odd indeed.

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    That's just an explanation invented by stubborn scientists who can't admit they're wrong.

    Scientist: Oh look, there, it's breathing. That must be its nose.
    Observer: You said that was the anus earlier. So it must be farting.
    Scientist: No, I said it's breathing. They uh.. breathe through the anus.

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Penfold sarcasm serves well.
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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    No, it doesn't.

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Yes it does.
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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Your rite.

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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    Don't try and use your penfold sarcasm on me
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    Re: [Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

    I'm wearing my anti-penfoldsarcasm cologne.. who else wants a splash?

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