With the effects of IR35 (and contract terminations in the contract market
around the globe looming due to the increasing fall in economic conditions)
now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just
not right. Hundreds of contractors in your very own country are living at or
just below the six-figure income level!
As if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several
weeks - possibly a whole year - as a result of termination of their
contract.
But now you can help!
For about five hundred pounds a day - that's less than the cost of a large
screen projection TV - you can help a contractor remain economically viable
during his time of need.
Five hundred pounds a day may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a
contractor it could mean a holiday spent golfing in Florida or a
Mediterranean cruise. For you, five hundred pounds is nothing more than a
months rent or mortgage payments.
But to a contractor, five hundred pounds a day will almost replace his pay.
Your commitment of five hundred pounds a day will enable a contractor to buy
that home entertainment centre, trade in the year-old Ferrari for a new TVR,
or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the contractor
you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, houses, and other
investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get information
on how he plans to invest any spare cash he doesn't manage to spend. Plus on
signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the contractor. Put
the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.
"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?"
Your contractor will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to
help in a time of need. Although the contractor won't know your name, he
will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in
case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.
Simply fill out the form below:
YES, I want to help! I would like to sponsor a redundant contractor. My
preference is checked below:
[ ] Team Leader***
[ ] Systems Analyst**
[ ] Development Specialist
[ ] Systems Engineer*
[ ] Operations Specialist
[ ] Test Engineer
[ ] I'll sponsor a contractor most in need. Please select one for me.
* Higher cost
** Much higher cost
*** Please call to ask for the cost of a specific team
Please charge the account listed below 500 pounds per day for a Systems
Analyst or Development Specialist for the next 3 months. Please send me a
picture of the contractor I have sponsored.
[ ] MasterCard
[ ] Visa
[ ] American Express
[ ] Diner's Club
Your Name: __________________________
Telephone Number: __________________________
Card Number: __________________________
Exp Date: _________
Signature: __________________________
Mail completed form to any major contract agency or call 0800-TOOMUCH now to
enrol by phone. (Children under 18 must have parental approval)
Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the contractor they have
sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to,
telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind that the
contractor you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying his free time,
thanks to your generous donations.
Contributions are not tax-deductible.
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