I found these and thought these were funny, I bet Nucem would't be able to stop these viruses!

Can anyone think of any more?


Want a good virus. Take your pick.

AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you how great service your getting.

MCI virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that your paying to much for the AT&T virus.

Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard drive into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

Dan Quayle Virus: Their is sumthing rong with yor compuetyer,ewe just can't figyour out watt.

Gallup Virus: Sixty percent of the PC's infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (Plus or minus a 3.5 margin of error)

Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus doesn't horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:

Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a 'virus' but instead refers to itself as an 'electronic micro-organism

Right to life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a councilor about possible alternatives.

Ross Perot Virus: Activates every componet of your system, just before the whole thing quits.

Mario Cuomo Virus: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB, and then slowly expands back to 300 MB.

Dan Quayle virus v.2: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes with out joining into a binary network.

Government Economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering it's appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

George Bush Virus (Japanese strain): Eats some of your files, then immediatly regergitiates them.

Goerge Bush Virus: It stats by boldly stating 'read my text...no new files' on screen, proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, and then blames it on the congress virus.

One more for good measure....

Congressional virus: Computer locks up screens split vertically with a message on each half blaming the other side for the problem.