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Jun 5th, 2006, 10:03 AM
#1
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
1,000 fps will be awarded to the first person to feed visualAd's mouse to my cat.
He has comitted the crime of disclosing a private message to at least 3 members. The message being that I have no clue what an fps is.
750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.
500 fps will be awarded if the capture of visualAd's mouse occurs in winter or the north (due to the value of fps falling in that season and/or region -- I believe ).
Circa 1995
Engineer - I think we should put our website address on our paper catalogs.
Vice President - Don't get too excited about this internet thing.
I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
-Matrix video game
I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
-Linus
Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.
That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
-Chancellor Palpatine
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Jun 5th, 2006, 10:45 AM
#2
New Member
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
I hereby fine you 8000fps for disclosing my disclosure of your private messages.
I love pasta 
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Jun 5th, 2006, 10:45 AM
#3
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
haha, you don't know what a fps is!!
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Jun 5th, 2006, 10:58 AM
#4
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:12 AM
#5
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
FPS....
First Person Shooter
Frames Per Second
Feet Per Second
Federal Protective Service
Floating Point System
Frames Per Stop
Future Problem Solving
Fluid Power Society
Family Pairwise Search
Federation of Piling Specialists
Ford Performance Solutions
Florida Psychiatric Society
Flat Panel Speakers
Federation of Petroleum Suppliers
Freeware Publishing Site
Forest and Property Services
Fordham Philosophical Society
oh.. and .fps is an Operation flashpoint file

take your pick.. they are ALL FPS
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
If u have your answer please go to the thread tools and click "Mark Thread Resolved"
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:13 AM
#6
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
Frogs per smilie
You can keep the prize though as i really don't want 750fps
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:14 AM
#7
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by Fishcake
You can keep the prize though as i really don't want 750fps
and i was beaten anyway.
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:15 AM
#8
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:22 AM
#9
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by Static
FPS....
First Person Shooter
Frames Per Second
Feet Per Second
Federal Protective Service
Floating Point System
Frames Per Stop
Future Problem Solving
Fluid Power Society
Family Pairwise Search
Federation of Piling Specialists
Ford Performance Solutions
Florida Psychiatric Society
Flat Panel Speakers
Federation of Petroleum Suppliers
Freeware Publishing Site
Forest and Property Services
Fordham Philosophical Society
oh.. and .fps is an Operation flashpoint file
take your pick.. they are ALL FPS
All wrong in this scenario!
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:48 AM
#10
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
Flaps per Spoon. I cant explain, some sort of DX component or something. Send Jacob Roman a whole bunch of pms for help, the only way he responds is if you send 20+ to him.
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Jun 5th, 2006, 11:50 AM
#11
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by Fishcake
and i was beaten anyway.
WOW, your avatar is amazing!
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Jun 5th, 2006, 12:17 PM
#12
Fanatic Member
All hail the House of Orange!!
"so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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Jun 5th, 2006, 12:19 PM
#13
Fanatic Member
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by thegreatone
haha, you don't know what a fps is!!
What fps are.
"so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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Jun 5th, 2006, 01:11 PM
#14
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
If u have your answer please go to the thread tools and click "Mark Thread Resolved"
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Jun 5th, 2006, 01:15 PM
#15
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by grilkip
What fps are. 
My're Enlgish not was gooder in that post.
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Jun 6th, 2006, 03:25 PM
#16
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
I was leaning toward frozen pea(s). But frogs per smile? Hmmm....
Anyway, these bounties are not enough to cover visualAd's fine against me.
Fishcake, why did you say, "and i was beaten anyway."?
Circa 1995
Engineer - I think we should put our website address on our paper catalogs.
Vice President - Don't get too excited about this internet thing.
I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
-Matrix video game
I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
-Linus
Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.
That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
-Chancellor Palpatine
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Jun 7th, 2006, 03:15 AM
#17
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by Phenix
I was leaning toward frozen pea(s). But frogs per smile? Hmmm....
Anyway, these bounties are not enough to cover visualAd's fine against me.
Fishcake, why did you say, "and i was beaten anyway."?
Because I wasn't the first person to reply
 Originally Posted by Phenix
750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.
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Jun 7th, 2006, 11:30 AM
#18
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
Originally Posted by Fishcake
Because I wasn't the first person to reply
Sure, but who gave the correct answer?
And who gave the first correct answer?
Circa 1995
Engineer - I think we should put our website address on our paper catalogs.
Vice President - Don't get too excited about this internet thing.
I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
-Matrix video game
I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
-Linus
Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.
That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
-Chancellor Palpatine
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Jun 7th, 2006, 11:41 AM
#19
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Jun 7th, 2006, 11:43 AM
#20
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
sorry 6000 frogs (i forgot about the one in my sig).
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Jun 7th, 2006, 12:52 PM
#21
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
I said:
750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.
Fishcake said:
Your first post makes no mention of the answer being correct but I gladly take the prize as mine is the correct answer.
I like your style Fishcake. Did you ever successfully sell that bogus argument to any of your parents, teachers, professors, employers, or anyone who asked you for an explanation?
So, how do I deliver these fps'?
Circa 1995
Engineer - I think we should put our website address on our paper catalogs.
Vice President - Don't get too excited about this internet thing.
I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
-Matrix video game
I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
-Linus
Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.
That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
-Chancellor Palpatine
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Jun 8th, 2006, 04:07 AM
#22
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
 Originally Posted by Phenix
So, how do I deliver these fps'? 
Just leave them in an unmarked box in the usual place.
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Jun 8th, 2006, 04:14 PM
#23
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
Just leave them in an unmarked box in the usual place.
Done.
Circa 1995
Engineer - I think we should put our website address on our paper catalogs.
Vice President - Don't get too excited about this internet thing.
I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
-Matrix video game
I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
-Linus
Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.
That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
-Chancellor Palpatine
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Jun 9th, 2006, 12:01 AM
#24
Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse
All your fps are belong to Chck Norris.
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