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    1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    1,000 fps will be awarded to the first person to feed visualAd's mouse to my cat.

    He has comitted the crime of disclosing a private message to at least 3 members. The message being that I have no clue what an fps is.

    750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.

    500 fps will be awarded if the capture of visualAd's mouse occurs in winter or the north (due to the value of fps falling in that season and/or region -- I believe ).
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    Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.

    That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".


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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    I hereby fine you 8000fps for disclosing my disclosure of your private messages.
    I love pasta

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    haha, you don't know what a fps is!!
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    What a n00b c0dder.

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    FPS....

    First Person Shooter
    Frames Per Second
    Feet Per Second
    Federal Protective Service
    Floating Point System
    Frames Per Stop
    Future Problem Solving
    Fluid Power Society
    Family Pairwise Search
    Federation of Piling Specialists
    Ford Performance Solutions
    Florida Psychiatric Society
    Flat Panel Speakers
    Federation of Petroleum Suppliers
    Freeware Publishing Site
    Forest and Property Services
    Fordham Philosophical Society
    oh.. and .fps is an Operation flashpoint file



    take your pick.. they are ALL FPS
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Frogs per smilie

    You can keep the prize though as i really don't want 750fps

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishcake
    You can keep the prize though as i really don't want 750fps
    and i was beaten anyway.

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    visualad isnt real

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by Static
    FPS....

    First Person Shooter
    Frames Per Second
    Feet Per Second
    Federal Protective Service
    Floating Point System
    Frames Per Stop
    Future Problem Solving
    Fluid Power Society
    Family Pairwise Search
    Federation of Piling Specialists
    Ford Performance Solutions
    Florida Psychiatric Society
    Flat Panel Speakers
    Federation of Petroleum Suppliers
    Freeware Publishing Site
    Forest and Property Services
    Fordham Philosophical Society
    oh.. and .fps is an Operation flashpoint file



    take your pick.. they are ALL FPS
    All wrong in this scenario!
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Flaps per Spoon. I cant explain, some sort of DX component or something. Send Jacob Roman a whole bunch of pms for help, the only way he responds is if you send 20+ to him.

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishcake
    and i was beaten anyway.
    WOW, your avatar is amazing!

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatone
    haha, you don't know what a fps is!!
    What fps are.
    "so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    what fps stands for...
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by grilkip
    What fps are.
    My're Enlgish not was gooder in that post.
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    I was leaning toward frozen pea(s). But frogs per smile? Hmmm....

    Anyway, these bounties are not enough to cover visualAd's fine against me.

    Fishcake, why did you say, "and i was beaten anyway."?
    Circa 1995
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    I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
    -Matrix video game


    I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
    -Linus


    Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.

    That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".


    Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by Phenix
    I was leaning toward frozen pea(s). But frogs per smile? Hmmm....

    Anyway, these bounties are not enough to cover visualAd's fine against me.

    Fishcake, why did you say, "and i was beaten anyway."?
    Because I wasn't the first person to reply
    Quote Originally Posted by Phenix
    750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Originally Posted by Fishcake
    Because I wasn't the first person to reply
    Sure, but who gave the correct answer?
    And who gave the first correct answer?
    Circa 1995
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    I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
    -Matrix video game


    I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
    -Linus


    Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.

    That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".


    Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Your first post makes no mention of the answer being correct but I gladly take the prize as mine is the correct answer.

    So as it's frogs per smilie... you owe me 5250 frogs.

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    sorry 6000 frogs (i forgot about the one in my sig).

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    I said:
    750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.
    Fishcake said:
    Your first post makes no mention of the answer being correct but I gladly take the prize as mine is the correct answer.
    I like your style Fishcake. Did you ever successfully sell that bogus argument to any of your parents, teachers, professors, employers, or anyone who asked you for an explanation?

    So, how do I deliver these fps'?
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    I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
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    I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
    -Linus


    Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.

    That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".


    Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
    -Chancellor Palpatine

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Quote Originally Posted by Phenix
    So, how do I deliver these fps'?
    Just leave them in an unmarked box in the usual place.

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

    Just leave them in an unmarked box in the usual place.
    Done.
    Circa 1995
    Engineer - I think we should put our website address on our paper catalogs.
    Vice President - Don't get too excited about this internet thing.


    I am sorry, but the Oracle was mistaken. You cannot help us.
    -Matrix video game


    I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. ... and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
    -Linus


    Question. Do you know that the character "?" means I'm asking a question? Question. Do you know that spoken inflection also provides the same cue? So please don't say, "Question" before you ask your question. Believe me I'll know.

    That said, I would have said this first if it had to precede what I'm telling you now. Having said that, what I'm telling you now is the same thing I just said about the annoying phrases "That said" and "Having said that".


    Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
    -Chancellor Palpatine

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    Re: 1,000 fps Bounty On visualAd's mouse

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