Recompiling the brain stem

[wossname]

I'm sick to death of stupid people asking me stupid questions about stupid subjects that only stupid people take seriously.

If I could recompile humanity I'd add a few lines:

private void WakeUp()
{
//legacy code here...

if(this.IQ < 90) this.Dispose();
else if(this.Age > 70) this.Dispose();
else if(this.VBFUserName.ContainsNumericsOrPunctuation) this.Dispose();
else if(this.ProgrammingLanguage.ContainsAny("vb", "php", "java")) this.Dispose;

//...
}

I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!! I just need a scalpel, a n0ob and a RS232 cable...

[Static]

just unplug it for 15 seconds.. then plug it back in!!

good reading - www.actsofgord.com


actsofgord is a ton of stories from a guy who owned a videogame rental store.. and his many experiences with STUPID STUPID people.. HOURS of fun reading..