Another funny

[zmerlinz]

Why I fired my Secretary:

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said,"You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said,"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out ....... carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my co-workers, wife and children. All were singing Happy Birthday. And there on the couch I sat ........ with nothing on but my socks

[parksie]

Now that's funny

LOL!

I could see that coming!

[zmerlinz]

parksie: glad to see your back, how was your trip ??

[parksie]

Originally posted by zmerlinz
parksie: glad to see your back, how was your trip ??

Not bad, see the post race for more details