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    Microsoft Office Specialist.

    I am very happy today, for yesterday i passed my MoS Word 2000 test, i am now Microsoft Office Speicialist type thingy... is that a good thing ?
    I'm thinking it is, lol.

    Just thought i'd let you know
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Congratulations!

    Can you give some examples of some of the more difficult questions?

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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Congratulations

    Could you make the image in you sig smaller though, its a tad too large and could be deemed a health risk.
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by agmorgan
    Congratulations!
    Can you give some examples of some of the more difficult questions?
    I could but i'm afraid its against the Agreement that i had to sign in order to take the examination.
    If i can remember them i will post them

    VisualAd, i will reduce the image size, thanks for pointing that out :-P


    EDIT: Made it smaller
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Now that your a specialist you are no longer allowed to assist anyone using Word. you must look at them and call them scum the moment they turn their backs
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by BodwadUK
    Now that your a specialist you are no longer allowed to assist anyone using Word. you must look at them and call them scum the moment they turn their backs
    hehe, i don't plan on that, i'm gearing up for an Excel test sometime next year, still have alot to learn though... Strange how i beat my ICT teacher though.
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatone
    I am very happy today, for yesterday i passed my MoS Word 2000 test, i am now Microsoft Office Speicialist type thingy... is that a good thing ?
    I'm thinking it is, lol.

    Just thought i'd let you know
    No matter what people say, this IS better than a Scout's badge.

    You should be proud to be MS certificated, that will earn you much respect and people will be in awe of your amazing skills in turning off the spell checker, adding drop caps and printing tables in landscape.

    PS in your Excel test, you get extra points for writing down the procedure for finding the easter egg that prints off nude pictures of Anna Kournikova.
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    PS in your Excel test, you get extra points for writing down the procedure for finding the easter egg that prints off nude pictures of Anna Kournikova.
    Oh Oh Oh, I could only find that lame fligt simulator in Excel 97. How to get to the pictures
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Yeah tell me NOOOOOWWWWWW

    Why do I think the wossy is going to dash our hopes and dreams???
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    No matter what people say, this IS better than a Scout's badge.
    IT IS I thought Scout Badges were THE thing to have

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    You should be proud to be MS certificated, that will earn you much respect and people will be in awe of your amazing skills in turning off the spell checker, adding drop caps and printing tables in landscape.
    I am now allowed to turn the spllchockr ofdf ?

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    PS in your Excel test, you get extra points for writing down the procedure for finding the easter egg that prints off nude pictures of Anna Kournikova.
    So, thats where i am going wrong, i am getting nudes of Sir Elton John... its making me cry
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    To get rude Anna K pics:

    Open the Excel.exe file in a hex editor and change some of the bytes to something else and do some other stuff.
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by BodwadUK
    Yeah tell me NOOOOOWWWWWW

    Why do I think the wossy is going to dash our hopes and dreams???
    Although there is a mod that lets you download Andrea Corr.
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    Although there is a mod that lets you download Andrea Corr.
    I'm not that Mod
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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    They've stopped putting Easter Eggs into their software now. They said they got into trouble for that... someone suing them or something.

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    Re: Microsoft Office Specialist.

    Wossy if you dont tell me how to get Andrea I will come over there and kill you with a cucumber
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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