I got some old russian tank if anyone want them, still with teh original drivers in them, they have been frozen in the ice for 60 years, buy now they are thawing out and you can se all the detail and sniff the smells of battle.
Yours only £20 pounds only. I have 5 tanks to chooose from and I'll throw in a katoosha for free. Maybe we do a deal no? MAybe a runaround for your lovely wife yes aha. She can beat the traffic with this 32 cylinder 500 horsespowers deisel machine, needs some cosmetic atttention. (not your wife, the tank hahahahah) .
I can see yuo are interetsed, why not come round the back and I'll fill you in. Cash pleases.