I dare you to take my challenge

[Dax]

Okay, write the most stupidest thing you can (except about me) and post it here!

The best post will win 55 million Martian dollars courtesy of Mega-Martian Burgers!!

[parksie]

If a pin pops a balloon, then a noollab can spop a nip.

PS: Dax eats worms.

[barrk]

Wonder Woman

[Dax]

You think that's stupid?
How about if Bill Gates wasn't the Chairdude of Microsoft, he'd be a GATEkeeper.

[Dax]

or...

I had the stupidest idea - to create a stupid contest like this...

[barrk]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .

and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2001, but not without due respect for the calendars
of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Originally posted by barrk
Wonder Woman

DIMAVA IS WONDER WOMAN!

He said so himself in the "Who is Wonder Woman?" thread.
I think, at least, that's what certain people saw.
So is it true?

Originally posted by Wonder Woman a.k.a Dimava
I am 100% woman!

[YoungBuck]

The Floopiest Floop of all the Floops in Floopville is Archie-Bar!!!! Translation = Marflar Marlfar Marflar Marflar Marflar Marflar!!

[Stephenb]

I would say barrk got it. (Either that our he swallowed a lawyer! )
Steve

Rumplestistkin!

[Sam Finch]

it's 3'o'clock in the morning and rather than sleeping I'm reading this.

nope, do you like mine?

[kedaman]

Robin is back!

[parksie]

Originally posted by Stephenb
I would say barrk got it. (Either that our he swallowed a lawyer! )

It's a she...
But I see your point

Sam - Hehehe.

[Wonder Woman]

Originally posted by barrk
Wonder Woman

I thought we made a deal to avoid each other Barrky?

The stupidest thing is Barrky. She thinks she is 100% real woman. I am still the sexiest 100% real woman alive and fresh too.

Tell you what. You post up a pic of yourself and I will post a pic of myself. Let these guyz judge who is 100% real woman.

[Edited by Wonder Woman on 12-10-2000 at 03:50 AM]

Whatever you say, dimava .

Anyone notice? Wonder Man a.k.a dimava never argued with me about it?

What's this tell us?
dimava is 100% woman?

[Guv]

How about one of the following oxy-morons?[/list][*]Bureaucratic efficiency.[*]Military intelligence.[*]Honest politician.[*]Atruistic attorney.[*]Tolerant Orthodox (fill in name of any religion here).[/list]

[parksie]

Happy Families

Has anyone seen my camel?

[parksie]

I think the Bedouins stole him

[barrk]

No camels...just marlboros

[parksie]

I thought you stopped, Katie?

[barrk]

I failed miserably. Plan to try again soon though.

[parksie]

Well, good luck!

[parksie]

Hang on...let me say that louder:

  _____                 _    _                _    _ 
 / ____|               | |  | |              | |  | |
| |  __  ___   ___   __| |  | |    _   _  ___| | _| |
| | |_ |/ _ \ / _ \ / _` |  | |   | | | |/ __| |/ / |
| |__| | (_) | (_) | (_| |  | |___| |_| | (__|   <|_|
 \_____|\___/ \___/ \__,_|  |______\__,_|\___|_|\_(_)

[barrk]

Thanks..I have a feeling I'm gonna need it!

[Sam Finch]

The best way to quit smoking is to find a room full of heavy smokers and live there, then you can just smoke passivley and you'll be fine (you might have to have a couple just to be polite but we'll all forgive you for that)